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Congrats to all the SEC teams…

Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:21 pm
Posted by BufordT
Member since Mar 2020
38 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:21 pm
That know how to properly cheat and get championships. While I know Auburn has probably over spent and come up short on trophies compared to Bama and other SEC teams, at least we have some hardware to show for our sleaziness.

Ole Piss has Stinkey Pete, Right Reverends Hugh and Nutt, and no ability to figure out how cell phones and text messaging work.

It’s amazing Hugh didn’t have cell phone issues at the barn but did have issues running a coherent offense, but I digress.

So congratulations Ole Piss on being the dirtiest team with nothing to show for it. ??

Posted by BlackCloud
Above It All
Member since Jan 2014
4324 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:23 pm to
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So congratulations Ole Piss on being the dirtiest team with nothing to show for it. ??











Posted by DBG
vermont
Member since May 2004
79769 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:25 pm to
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That know how to properly cheat and get championships. While I know Auburn has probably over spent and come up short on trophies compared to Bama and other SEC teams, at least we have some hardware to show for our sleaziness.


Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
8463 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:27 pm to
They threatened LSU while doing far worse shite

Welcome back to the real world jackasses!!!!
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
8049 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:27 pm to
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So congratulations Ole Piss on being the dirtiest team with nothing to show for it. ??



Have you seen those 2nd place banners and the speed limits on campus?

Everyone else is just jealous
Posted by BufordT
Member since Mar 2020
38 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 10:36 pm to
I seent it. Bunch of pussies thinking they are Alabama with their local judge b.s…. They f it up with some text message trails or phone records lol.
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3976 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:37 am to
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at least we have some hardware to show for our sleaziness.


Not exactly sure what you are referring to here except maybe the trophies for all of those imaginary natties that they decided to conjure up, or maybe the one natty trophy that sCam single-handidly won with a little help from his team.

Clarify....
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
648 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:47 am to
How many times can the brand new technology of phones completely wreck a football program?
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
2903 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:50 am to
Appreciate this factual and informative post!
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
8524 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:16 am to
Welcome to the board Mr Justice !





I hope you have as much fun here as I do !
Posted by AUTubaHerd
Member since Nov 2012
2961 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:20 am to
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or maybe the one natty trophy that sCam single-handidly won with a little help from his team.


Nick Fairley helped



Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
11233 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:27 am to
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They threatened LSU while doing far worse shite Welcome back to the real world jackasses!!!!


Cheating is such an ugly word LSU may have done it, but Kiffin is in the right state for doing anything like that, at least we’re smart enough we don’t get fricking caught… LSU and Louisiana history. We wrote the book on that shite. We don’t leave fricking trails.
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3976 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 10:15 am to
I really think that helped to fuel UGA's drive to administer all of the prison-rapings we've administered to Auburn since then.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
26368 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 10:19 am to
There is no such thing as cheating in college football these days. SMU was simply ahead of the times and paid for it
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