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Where do strippers buy their glitter make up?
Posted on 1/8/26 at 11:17 pm
Posted on 1/8/26 at 11:17 pm
Or is there like a stripper machine that they walk through that does the glitter and makes them all smell the same? Asking for a friend.
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Posted on 1/9/26 at 4:34 am to Imber
Dollar General
Posted on 1/9/26 at 6:24 am to Imber
when I perform with the Chippendales on weekends, I just use Dr Squatch man soap while showering beforehand and spray Dr Squatch deodorant "down there" and wipe my arse with Dr Squatch body wipes.
Posted on 1/9/26 at 7:12 am to Imber
Does Hobby Lobby have a dressing room?
Posted on 1/9/26 at 9:40 am to Imber
Lingerie stores carry it. That is also where they tend to buy their stage outfits and shoes.
Strippers who don't use body glitter loathe it. It gets on everything and everywhere. A lot of smaller clubs have informal no glitter rules because it is such a pain to clean up.
Strippers who don't use body glitter loathe it. It gets on everything and everywhere. A lot of smaller clubs have informal no glitter rules because it is such a pain to clean up.
Posted on 1/9/26 at 2:23 pm to Imber
Ask your mom?
Posted on 1/9/26 at 2:50 pm to Imber
Michaels.
Posted on 1/9/26 at 2:50 pm to bayou85
Why are you talking about me. Rude.
Posted on 1/9/26 at 3:18 pm to Imber
Posted on 1/9/26 at 3:33 pm to Imber
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Where do strippers buy their glitter make up?
It's actually small fragments of metal from the various coins that are tossed at them whilst they're performing on stage.
I know that's a sad factoid, but hey, this is the world we live in.
Posted on 1/9/26 at 3:38 pm to paperwasp
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Posted on 1/9/26 at 3:43 pm to Radio One
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Posted on 1/9/26 at 3:51 pm to Imber
Party city
Posted on 1/9/26 at 4:14 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Party city
I refuse to buy my balloons anywhere else because at least there I know they've each been quality-tested by small Chinese factory workers.
Or at least that's what 1BIG tells me.
Now that I think about it, he knows a lot about balloons. And the Chinese.
Posted on 1/9/26 at 4:22 pm to paperwasp
RA'd
Posted on 1/9/26 at 4:25 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 1/9/26 at 5:51 pm to Imber
It's dried unicorn poop.
Posted on 1/9/26 at 6:00 pm to Lexag
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Michaels.
Mom?
Posted on 1/9/26 at 6:00 pm to paperwasp
I ran home from work, threw on some shorts, rubbed some lotion on my legs and hurried to the ball park to watch one of my kids play softball.
Looked down after I got settled in my chair and noticed my legs sparkled.
After that I always checked the lotion to make sure I didn't use shimmer.
Looked down after I got settled in my chair and noticed my legs sparkled.
After that I always checked the lotion to make sure I didn't use shimmer.
Posted on 1/9/26 at 6:48 pm to Imber
Party City
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