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Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:38 am
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:38 am
LSU: Monterey Melt - Spicy tears are the tastiest tears. Toss in some spicy ketchup and fries and you are at peak melt. Houston, we have a problem. Playing Houston. We lost to Houston.
Alabama: Classic Triple Melt. One patty for every point scored. Melt is high but at least you finally beat Oklahoma. So... You got that going for you.
Georgia: Breakfast Burger - You will get drunk and this will be there to sooth the hangover and pain. Melt level minimal due to a well-played game and the SEC Conference Championship to fall back on.
Ole Miss: Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich - You win at life and at Whataburger.
Alabama: Classic Triple Melt. One patty for every point scored. Melt is high but at least you finally beat Oklahoma. So... You got that going for you.
Georgia: Breakfast Burger - You will get drunk and this will be there to sooth the hangover and pain. Melt level minimal due to a well-played game and the SEC Conference Championship to fall back on.
Ole Miss: Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich - You win at life and at Whataburger.
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 3:40 am
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:40 am to BoomerandSooner
Never had breakfast burger until a year ago but it has changed my life. So good.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:40 am to BoomerandSooner
How bad must Oklahoma be to lose to that Alabama team at home by 10
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:42 am to Jrv2damac
They almost lost to LSU without a coach, so pretty damn bad. Should have been the whorns in there
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:43 am to Jrv2damac
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How bad must Oklahoma be to lose to that Alabama team at home by 10
Not Kansas bad, that is for sure. You gave up 42 points to Texas Tech.
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 3:45 am
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:48 am to BoomerandSooner
the bbq chicken tender sandwhich?..
nah too much breading
We are the hatch chili burger rare but when it's available it's the best there is.
nah too much breading
We are the hatch chili burger rare but when it's available it's the best there is.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:48 am to BoomerandSooner
Tech woulda beat OU
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:53 am to HailFreezusOver
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the bbq chicken tender sandwhich?..
nah too much breading
We are the hatch chili burger rare but when it's available it's the best there is.
You guys are really not used to compliments.
Most polls have bbq chicken sandwich as the best, but hatch chili is up there. Prefer just a standard Bacon and Cheese Double Whataburger myself.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:24 am to BoomerandSooner
Your forgot this one…
Oklahoma: The “We still wish we were a Blue Blood, smoked bleu cheese melt”
Makes sense that OK fans have salty tears for losing to a team that lost to a non-SEC school. Bleu cheese is salty too. Relevance is only two games away, or 25 years if we’re using reality as a metric. The caramelized onions are for the realized expectations that a national championship for OKlahoma is about as much of a stretch as the vast expanse of a state where you can watch a dog run away for two whole days.
Oklahoma: The “We still wish we were a Blue Blood, smoked bleu cheese melt”
Makes sense that OK fans have salty tears for losing to a team that lost to a non-SEC school. Bleu cheese is salty too. Relevance is only two games away, or 25 years if we’re using reality as a metric. The caramelized onions are for the realized expectations that a national championship for OKlahoma is about as much of a stretch as the vast expanse of a state where you can watch a dog run away for two whole days.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:47 am to BoomerandSooner
Whataburger triple melt?
Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:51 am to BoomerandSooner
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Not Kansas bad, that is for sure. You gave up 42 points to Texas Tech.
The historical bottom feeders as you just saw are coming up. Indiana, and soon us.
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