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Ran into an Auburn alum today

Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:05 pm
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
8277 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:05 pm
Saw him at the Valero by the River North Country Club in Macon. He didn't want to talk about Auburn sports. He educated me that there's much more to life when you're an Auburn man, and being an Auburn man puts you in a special fraternity that allows you to have more worldly and aspirational pursuits than sportsball.

He was wearing a really shiny and puffy vest. I thought it was a super nice vest, but when I asked him where he got it from, he thought that I was fricking with him and making fun of his vest even though I wasn't and honestly thought it was a nice vest.
This post was edited on 12/27/25 at 2:51 pm
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
38206 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:07 pm to
You yesterday:

Lane Kiffin Board

quote:

This board has been TMZ for dudes recently, and the sheer number of posters on here who are fascinated by man gossip has been instructive.
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
4804 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:07 pm to
I met a Georgia fan, he barked at me.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
8277 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

This board has been TMZ for dudes recently, and the sheer number of posters on here who are fascinated by man gossip has been instructive.


I didn't really run into an Auburn man today, numbnuts. I can only think of about 5 that I know, and I definitely haven't seen any of them today.
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
90652 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:10 pm to
Bark 2-7 back to him.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
38206 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

I didn't really run into an Auburn man today


Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
31552 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:11 pm to
Can we please stop with the dumbassery around here??????

... ah nm. Seems I have participated as well. Carry on.
Posted by Slums_Alum
It’s cold
Member since Dec 2025
756 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:26 pm to
Give him a TO sign and tell him you were just clapping
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19092 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:28 pm to
If he's bent over with his arse cheeks spread it doesn't count as 'ran into'
This post was edited on 12/27/25 at 2:29 pm
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
21086 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

I met a Georgia fan, he barked at me.


I don’t believe OP.

I do believe this happened.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15254 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

He was wearing a really shiny and puffy vest. I thought it was a super nice vest, but when I asked him where he got it from, he thought that I was fricking with him and making fun of his vest even though I wasn't and honestly thought it was a nice vest.

The wife purchased it for him and he’s been nagged for not wearing it and being accused of hating it. So, he wears it and feels incredibly self-conscious about it and vulnerable.
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