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By the year 2040
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:19 am
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:19 am
Cats will be able to play football. Thanks to brain implants with microchips. In future you will witness the ultimate football players
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Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:20 am to Lsu2B
Wake and bake?
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:23 am to Lsu2B
Maybe y'all can chip up Mike so that he atleast looks awake.
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:28 am to Lsu2B
Once upon a time in a land where feathered footballs floated in the air, a team of cats donned their tiny jerseys, ready to show off their skills. Whiskers, the star forward, dribbled the ball with an impressive combination of pounces and playful swats, while Mittens, the goalie, lounged in front of the net, only occasionally waking up to swat at the ball as if it were a pesky fly. The other cats cheered, their tails swishing like pom-poms, as Fluffy the defender flopped dramatically on the pitch every time an opponent got too close, claiming, "Oh dear, I must not be disturbed during my nap!" Amidst the chaos, the football rolled away, leading to a catnap frenzy, where all players forgot the game and instead engaged in an epic cuddle puddle right in the middle of the field.
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:41 am to Lsu2B
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:43 am to Lsu2B
So cats will be able to interact with a football that’s the same size as them?
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:45 am to Simple Solution
Don’t forget “coughing up hairball timeouts”.
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:46 am to Lsu2B
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:48 am to Lsu2B
TOUCHDOWN...LONGTAILS!
This post was edited on 12/27/25 at 9:24 am
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:49 am to southernboisb
quote:of course not. The ball size will be relative to a cats size, and with brain Chip implants animals will be future athletes
So cats will be able to interact with a football that’s the same size as them?
This post was edited on 12/27/25 at 8:50 am
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:32 am to Lsu2B
I'd watch a game with bears as the lineman, leopards as the WRs, Cheetas as the RBs Lions as the LBers etc..
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:52 am to Lsu2B
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Cats will be able to play football.
Tell me you’ve never seen the Kitten Bowl without saying you’ve never seen the Kitten Bowl ;)
Posted on 12/27/25 at 10:50 am to skrayper
This is a serious advancement for humans and the football we love it will happen in our future
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