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I admit, I was wrong

Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:20 pm
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
1048 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:20 pm
Today was shrimp day at the gas station in town. And as always the usual crew was at the table for lunch. And of course, the Florida coaching hire was the topic of discussion.

Now for weeks, no months, I have been advocating for the hiring of Lane Kiffin as head coach of the Gators football team.

I watched Ole Miss show out for years while CBN was destroying the program.

I watched the ESPN documentary.

I drank the Kool Ade.

But for the first time today, I looked someone dead in the eyes and admitted I was wrong.

Am I saying that Lane is a bad coach? Not at all. I wasn't phased by the Ole Miss fans booing and jeering, that is to be expected. No offense to the Rebels, but it's not a top tier job. It was bad the way it happened, but with the college schedule it had to be that way.

And it wasn't all the DM sliding by Lane that got me. Who can really say if that was him? People fake social media stuff all the time. Of course we all know Joey Freshwater is always gonna be around.

No, if was the GODDAMN DOG.

The Juice Kiffin storyline was a fricking lie. Who in the blue frick actually does that? What kind of person lies about having a dog for public image?

And that was it. Lane never owned a dog. He just used that image to rehab himself. Now everything he says I question.

Florida dodged a fricking nightmare.

Am I saying that Sumrall is the second coming of Bob Stoops? No. Am I saying that Starkville Scott redeemed himself? Also no.

But its better than worrying what horseshite is going to fly out of a cash cow coach.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:21 pm to
Valid
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
42020 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:21 pm to
The dog was 2 days ago man

New talking points are out.

Number 6 now in the polls.

They never wanted Lane anyway.
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
6379 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:21 pm to
Whatever it takes, Sumrall could sure use the support.
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18676 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:25 pm to
Dear diary ,

This is low IQ Ashley again. I have many things I want to say even if I don’t make sense to anyone…..
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18614 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:25 pm to
That’s nice. We all have coping mechanisms.
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10396 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:25 pm to
CAA/Ole Miss to Kiffin

Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
87913 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:25 pm to
this is a hell of a melt

btw the dog is coming to BR
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
1048 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:27 pm to
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supersaints9


If Lane asked you to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, you'd have that uncle sucker bald in 3 minutes flat.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50445 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by Gings5
Member since Jul 2016
11008 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:31 pm to
Juice is on his way to BR. Narrative destroyed. Continue crying, melting, and being a bitch.

Posted by Lt. Columbo
Member since Nov 2012
1590 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:31 pm to
Facts, Lane Kiffin is a grifting scumbag, Ole Miss is better off without him
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18676 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

If Lane asked you to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, you'd have that uncle sucker bald in 3 minutes flat.


Look Ashley just because you are the lot lizard of Interlachen doesn’t mean you have to lash out. Operation Turnkey! Move in silence! Did you learn anything from Turnkey even though the money was spent just to hire Billy Napier 2.0? Be better .
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
1048 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Be better


Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
2043 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:36 pm to
Yeah Kiffen has a few screws loose. I used to think he was just funny and a troll like the Pirate but no, dude has personality issues. Like needs to lay on a couch and talk issues. I also think he’s afraid of failing at success. The two times he’s had a chance to play for a championship he ran away both times. That’s not a coincidence.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3633 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:36 pm to
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a grifting scumbag

The last time Florida was any good at football this was their coach.
Posted by geauxcoco
Greenville, SC
Member since Apr 2007
12091 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:37 pm to
Bwahahahahaha Juice is what did you in?? Did you miss the news…he’s headed to BR! You fell for that piss poor OM propaganda hey? That’s too bad
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
7212 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:41 pm to
After 3 days, they finally remembered they had a dog. Glad they came to their senses
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25304 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Lane never owned a dog. He just used that image to rehab himself.


You were probably never laid until you were married, you just told all your friends that to rehab their image of you.
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
1048 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:47 pm to
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You were probably never laid until you were married,


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