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LSU comes to Neyland Stadium in 2026: Sonics readily available
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:34 pm
You boys pick a Sonic. Neyland Stadium is located within the Orange circle.
We will try to have 5-6* Tennessee fans at each Sonic to accomodate everyone. We don't want your football team to be the only ones going home with an arse whipping.
*Female fans available to whip your wife, mom, sister, or daughter's arse.
Sonic arse whippings will be available from 5-10 PM the night before the game, and for 3 hours after the game, beginning one hour after the game's end.
Campers will be available for female LSU fans who haven't had a real man in a while, to be serviced by UT men. LSU men can watch their women on the service racks for a small fee. LSU women must present proof of a recent Health Department STD test showing negative results before servicing, NO EXCEPTIONS!
We know how to treat visiting LSU fans like Kangz and Queens.
Enjoy your visit with us.
We will try to have 5-6* Tennessee fans at each Sonic to accomodate everyone. We don't want your football team to be the only ones going home with an arse whipping.
*Female fans available to whip your wife, mom, sister, or daughter's arse.
Sonic arse whippings will be available from 5-10 PM the night before the game, and for 3 hours after the game, beginning one hour after the game's end.
Campers will be available for female LSU fans who haven't had a real man in a while, to be serviced by UT men. LSU men can watch their women on the service racks for a small fee. LSU women must present proof of a recent Health Department STD test showing negative results before servicing, NO EXCEPTIONS!
We know how to treat visiting LSU fans like Kangz and Queens.
Enjoy your visit with us.
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Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:42 pm to Rockabilly Hoodlum
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:44 pm to Rockabilly Hoodlum
Whiskey, how are you?
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:45 pm to Rockabilly Hoodlum
Uh, what in the world is this joke?
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:45 pm to SEC Doctor
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Whiskey
That’s it!
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:48 pm to Rockabilly Hoodlum
Vandy showed everyone how scary Neyland is, we'll be fine. Josh Donuts might be gone by then anyway.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:52 pm to calcotron
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UT showed everyone how scary Dead Valley is
40-13
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:03 pm to Rockabilly Hoodlum
Ah, the LSU fan (aka Whiskey) is back.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:12 pm to rich4pres
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Ah, the LSU fan (aka Whiskey) is back.
I'm not Whiskey, buddy.
I was in the stadium last. How about you? I'll be at the bowl game too. How about you?
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:13 pm to Rockabilly Hoodlum
Lol the melt from this guy is glorious!
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:14 pm to rich4pres
quote:No, no he is completely unique in his posts and content
Ah, the LSU fan (aka Whiskey) is back.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:15 pm to Wolfhound45
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No, no he is completely unique in his posts and content
I'm sure a big fan like you will be at Neyland in 2026?
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:16 pm to Wolfhound45
Heupel would have to face Kiffin and Golesh next year....He's liable to run away to an easier conference. 
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:17 pm to rich4pres
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Ah, the LSU fan (aka Whiskey) is back.
Come on, bitch4pres. I was in X2 last night.
What section were you in? Sidewalk 5? Couch 3?
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:17 pm to Rockabilly Hoodlum
Last time I was in Neyland, Volololol let Coach 0 run a train on them in a monsoon.
It was so bad, that crappy stadium started falling apart.
True Story!
It was so bad, that crappy stadium started falling apart.
True Story!
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:17 pm to Rockabilly Hoodlum
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:18 pm to Rockabilly Hoodlum
quote:
Rockabilly
You gon eat yo corndog?
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:22 pm to Rockabilly Hoodlum
Shut up, nerd. This is LSU’s and Ole Miss’s beef day.
No time for hillbillies.
No time for hillbillies.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:22 pm to Rockabilly Hoodlum
quote:
Campers will be available for female LSU fans who haven't had a real man in a while, to be serviced by UT men. LSU men can watch their women on the service racks for a small fee. LSU women must present proof of a recent Health Department STD test showing negative results before servicing, NO EXCEPTIONS!
You've never felt the touch of a woman.
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:23 pm to Rockabilly Hoodlum
I feel like you are still raging over a four score drubbing to the nerds in Vanderbilt
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