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Arkansas can't lose!

Posted on 11/26/25 at 6:06 pm
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8289 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 6:06 pm
This seems to work for Old Sarge.

With our noodle armed quarter gimp throwing pop ups to everyone except our receivers, surely even the Razorbacks putrid defense can slow us down enough for the win. Their morally challenged coach will be laughing as he wheelies off into the sunset.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
52652 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 6:07 pm to
Battle of the gimps, at least one of the gimps gets a new coach
Posted by Riggle
Member since Feb 2013
4579 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 6:16 pm to
Missouri will win. If Arkansas does I'll continue my worship of Robert Petrino
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
10202 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 6:22 pm to
If yall are even the slightest concerned about Arkansas, you haven’t been paying attention might be 100 people in the crowd with 70 being Mizzou fans
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8289 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 6:32 pm to
You guys are depressing.
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Member since Nov 2011
52652 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 6:33 pm to
I’m depressed the powers that be forced this supposed rivalry on us
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
10202 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 6:43 pm to
quote:

You guys are depressing


Depressing is giving us too much credit
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
64491 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 6:44 pm to
Go team.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8289 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 6:45 pm to
I heared on the Rant you've got an offensive genius! Our offensive coordinator is simply offensive.
Posted by everytrueson
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Mar 2012
7512 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 7:04 pm to
Someone wins 10-9.

Not sure who yet.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15381 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

You guys are depressing.

Yanks that say "you guys" depress the frick outta me.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8289 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 7:21 pm to
Sorry. Y'all are depressin'.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8289 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 7:48 pm to
Now I'm depressed.
Posted by Tigerfan0318
Missouri
Member since Oct 2018
2250 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

I’m depressed the powers that be forced this supposed rivalry on us


With all respect, this isn't a rivalry. Missouri has won 9 of the last 10, and the all-time record stands at 11 - 4.

However, our offense sucks. I know Arkansas defense does. But our offense can make any defense look good.
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
16697 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 8:01 pm to
Drink will win and act like he just won the playoffs.

He’ll talk about how great he is in his post game presser and how lucky Mizzou is to have him. No one love themselves as much as Drink does.
Posted by travelgamer
Member since Aug 2024
2538 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 8:01 pm to
B12 battle of the titans
Posted by Omahawgs15
Member since Mar 2023
6662 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 8:05 pm to
Telling you beau throws for 300+. Mizzou wins 34-20
Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
1831 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 8:12 pm to
This joke was fricking gay the first time it was used.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8289 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 8:25 pm to
We SEC poors will take what we can get.
Posted by Audustxx
Member since Jul 2022
2219 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 10:24 pm to
Just remind mizzOU that AU has won national championships
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