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LSU and PSU Are Opposite Sides of the Same Coin

Posted on 11/23/25 at 6:40 pm
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19583 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 6:40 pm
Louisiana State University and Penn State University are essentially the same program.

LSU has 8 claimed and unclaimed National Championships. PSU has 7 claimed and unclaimed National Championships.

LSU has won 6 SEC championships. PSU has won 4 Big 10 championships.

The majority for each school came within a 20 year period and can be attributed to one coach for each school; Paterno for PSU and Saban for LSU.

LSU has an all-time winning percentage of .645. PSU has an all-time winning percentage of .690.

Each school has one college football playoff appearance.

LSU’s bowl record is 30-24-1 (.555). PSU’s bowl record is 32-22-2 (.600).

Each consider themselves blue bloods when their records show they clearly are tier B programs.

LSU’s main resources are oil/gas and chicken fingers. PSU’s main resources are coal and pizza.

Both schools have had serious sexual assault scandals that cost the universities millions in settlements and ended coaches careers.

Each school just fired their head coach after multiple 10 win seasons over the last three years.

Each owed their former coach a buyout of $50+ million.

Both will be worse off after the next coaching hire.

The only difference between the two is that Penn State didn’t try to assassinate their former coaches character and honored James Franklin’s contract.

And now Franklin has a new job at Virginia Tech and Penn State isn’t on the hook for much of that buy out.

LSU has decided to take it to court.

And Penn State purged everyone who was involved in their sexual abuse scandal from the school. LSU just hired a guy who was suspended for misconduct during the LSU scandal as their AD.

But other than that they are the same.

Posted by Geaux2006
Member since Mar 2019
634 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 6:42 pm to
K
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
6705 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 6:42 pm to
One raped children, the other stole from children's hospitals.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9825 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 6:47 pm to
Your obsession with LSU is really, really strange.
Posted by spacecitydude
HTX
Member since Nov 2021
184 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 6:49 pm to
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19583 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 6:56 pm to
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One raped children, the other stole from children's hospitals.


Don’t forget, LSU also raped old women. Give credit where credit is due.

Derrius-Guice Sexually Assaulted 74 Year Old Woman, LSU Covered it Up
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65985 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 6:58 pm to
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Your obsession with LSU is really, really strange


He's an Alabama fan that lives in Louisiana. There are several of them here and they all display varying degrees of insecurity.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19583 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:01 pm to
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He's an Alabama fan that lives in Louisiana


So… where do you think I live?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65985 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:04 pm to
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Don’t forget, LSU also raped old women. Give credit where credit is due.

Derrius-Guice Sexually Assaulted 74 Year Old Woman, LSU Covered it Up


Sexual harassment =/= sexual assault =/= rape
Posted by topcat88
Member since Nov 2015
4514 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:07 pm to
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He's an Alabama fan that lives in Louisiana. There are several of them here and they all display varying degrees of insecurity.


I agree. I know a few of them first hand and they are all douchebags. Dude if you care about Bama
So much why don’t you live there.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19583 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:08 pm to
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Sexual harassment =/= sexual assault =/= rape


Leave it to sidewalk to argue the semantics of sex crimes. He always picks the losing horse.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65985 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:08 pm to
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I agree. I know a few of them first hand and they are all douchebags. Dude if you care about Bama
So much why don’t you live there.


We have 4-5 of them here
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65985 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:11 pm to
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Leave it to sidewalk to argue the semantics of sex crimes. He always picks the losing horse.


You don't even know what "semantics" are.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19583 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:11 pm to
It is strange to see LSU fans trying to insult people over living in Louisiana.

That just shows that deep down they realize Louisiana is third world.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10721 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:12 pm to
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Both will be worse off after the next coaching hire.



You are so afraid. You need to be worried about your own damn team winning and not losing because y'all suck
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65985 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:13 pm to
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You are so afraid. You need to be worried about your own damn team winning and not losing because y'all suck


Maybe DeBoer will win out so they can have a better year 2 than BK
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19583 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:14 pm to
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Sexual harassment =/= sexual assault =/= rape


Tonight Sidewalk is an expert on different sexual deviancies. I actually believe him on this, I just don’t want to know the details.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19583 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:16 pm to
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a better year 2 than BK


No one will have a better year than BK and his lawyers. They will all be set for life.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65985 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:19 pm to
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Tonight Sidewalk is an expert on different sexual deviancies. I actually believe him on this, I just don’t want to know the details.


Do you think assault, manslaughter, and murder are the same too?
Posted by ColtTiger247
Jonesville
Member since May 2025
455 posts
Posted on 11/23/25 at 7:20 pm to
Yeah and Brandon Miller killed an old lady
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