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The real Arkansas football coaching buzz
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:03 pm
Head Coach - Harry Rex Vonner
Personal Assistant to the head coach - Laura Rutledge
Off Coordinator - Bobby Petrino
Running Backs - Herman Frisco
Off Line - Sam Pittman
WR - Red Beans & Rice
TE's - Jon Gruden
Def Coordinator - Tony Dungy
Defensive line - Scarlett Johannsen
Outside Linebackers - Rohan Gravy
Special Teams - Sydney Sweeney
DB's - George Wilson
Bitch arse Gopher - William Taylor Jr
Secretary for the Head Coach - Jennifer Connelly
Dir of Football Ops - Fat Sexy
Personal Assistant to the head coach - Laura Rutledge
Off Coordinator - Bobby Petrino
Running Backs - Herman Frisco
Off Line - Sam Pittman
WR - Red Beans & Rice
TE's - Jon Gruden
Def Coordinator - Tony Dungy
Defensive line - Scarlett Johannsen
Outside Linebackers - Rohan Gravy
Special Teams - Sydney Sweeney
DB's - George Wilson
Bitch arse Gopher - William Taylor Jr
Secretary for the Head Coach - Jennifer Connelly
Dir of Football Ops - Fat Sexy
This post was edited on 11/11/25 at 10:14 pm
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:06 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Need to hire Chatterbox as an analyst and you've got yourself a dynasty in the making.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:09 pm to FAT SEXY
just hired Jennifer Connelly instead
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:11 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Sydney Sweeney
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This post was edited on 11/11/25 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:12 pm to FAT SEXY
Director of Football Operations - Fat Sexy
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:15 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I thought my interview went really well. Finding out like this stings.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:17 pm to Drewbie
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I thought my interview went really well. Finding out like this stings.
Got busy and forgot to call you.
Offering you Senior Bodyguard for Scarlett Johannsen.
You want it?
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:24 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Had a job as a bouncer at Golden Corral lined up as a fallback. I'll see if I can get out of it.
Posted on 11/11/25 at 10:24 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Attention Whore Mary Rex Vonner
Didn’t read. Voted down!!!!
Posted on 11/12/25 at 5:25 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Our special teams will have some special genes
Posted on 11/12/25 at 5:28 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Dir of Football Ops - Fat Sexy
Thank you I accept
Posted on 11/12/25 at 7:06 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Bitch arse Gopher - William Taylor Jr
Posted on 11/12/25 at 8:36 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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LEGENDARY SECRANT POSTER HARRY REX VONNER DIES.
Top SECRant poster HRV has died. Witnesses say his "heart just gave out" when Laura Rutledge, personal assistant to newly hired Head Coach HRV slowed down enough to let the 79 year old catch her.
Through tears, she was heard saying "I just wanted the old man to think there was a chance."
Rutledge is not a stranger to old men thinking there's a chance, said several sources, including Paul Finebaum. Story continues...
LEGENDARY SECRANT POSTER HARRY REX VONNER DIES.
Top SECRant poster HRV has died. Witnesses say his "heart just gave out" when Laura Rutledge, personal assistant to newly hired Head Coach HRV slowed down enough to let the 79 year old catch her.
Through tears, she was heard saying "I just wanted the old man to think there was a chance."
Rutledge is not a stranger to old men thinking there's a chance, said several sources, including Paul Finebaum. Story continues...
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