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The name Austin Allen is an anagram for Anal Utensil. Take that Razorback fans!

Posted on 11/10/25 at 10:19 am
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
7008 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 10:19 am
What a joke program. From 2016-17, your QB was Anal Utensil.

This revelation was sent to me from on high while reading a TulaneLSU Top 10 list about New Orleans. It just struck me. May the Razorbacks never recover!

Posted by JeffLebowski
Member since Feb 2015
2491 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 10:30 am to
quote:

May the Razorbacks never recover!


What makes you think we’re planning on recovering?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47005 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 10:37 am to
quote:

_Hurricane_




okay cajunbama
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2850 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 10:45 am to
You like taking it in the arse so much that you search for anagrams about it?
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
7008 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 10:45 am to
Brother, I’m just alerting you to what I’ve uncovered. It’s your program that did this!
Posted by PawnShop
Deep Woods of the Nat'l Forest
Member since Oct 2022
396 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 11:42 am to
Wait til he finds the "Moore - Goode - Dick" pictures

Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
1676 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 11:54 am to
no the real question is how you uncovered it and why, my gut tells me you probably came across it on a grinder hook up or the more old school method of looking for sex with dudes in a public restroom.

This post was edited on 11/10/25 at 11:55 am
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
7008 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 12:02 pm to
I already told you how I uncovered it.

I was reading a TulaneLSU Top 10 thread, when suddenly I was hit with a realization. Like a light shown upon the truth.

Arkansas had Anal Utensil at QB in 2016-17.
Posted by truth22
Member since May 2021
2273 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 12:36 pm to
2016-2017?

WOW! Isn't there a Freudian psychosexual disorder named for those who couldn't move past the anal stage?
This post was edited on 11/10/25 at 12:37 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47005 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

had Anal Utensil




not surprising that you're enamored with "anal utensils"... cajunbama


fricking fig
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3303 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 12:49 pm to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47005 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 12:59 pm to
cajunbama obviously loves gay sex



Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
7008 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 1:40 pm to
I see my revelation has caused a lot of lashing out at me.

(1) I am _Hurricane_

(2) I am merely a messenger. I’m relating information. I’m not the one who decided to start Anal Utensil at QB, that was the Arkansas staff.
Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
2986 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

by _Hurricane


Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26016 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 2:17 pm to
This post is rather queer…
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
7008 posts
Posted on 11/10/25 at 3:12 pm to
I just don’t get why the fingers are being pointed at me, when all I did was make an observation.
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