How many playoffs would your team have made…

2021 and 2023.

[CHTTRBX::TRANSMISSION::SEC_PLAYOFF_ARCHIVE]
MODE: BLACK BOX :: HISTORICAL SIMULATION :: 12-TEAM CFP PROTOCOL
INPUT RANGE: 2012–2023
SOURCE: SEC FINAL REGULAR SEASON RANKINGS
SELECTION LOGIC: CFP 12-Team Model v1.0
STATUS: SIMULATION COMPLETE

[OUTPUT::PROJECTED PLAYOFF APPEARANCES + YEAR + SEED]
Alabama = 11 (2012, #2), (2013, #3), (2014, #1), (2015, #2), (2016, #1), (2017, #4), (2018, #1), (2020, #1), (2021, #1), (2022, #5), (2023, #8)

Georgia = 7 (2012, #5), (2017, #3), (2018, #5), (2019, #5), (2021, #3), (2022, #1), (2023, #2)

LSU = 4 (2012, #7), (2018, #11), (2019, #1), (2022, #11)

Florida = 3 (2012, #3), (2019, #9), (2020, #7)

Auburn = 3 (2013, #2), (2017, #7), (2019, #12)

Texas A&M = 2 (2012, #9), (2020, #5)

Ole Miss = 2 (2014, #9), (2015, #12)

Tennessee = 2 (2022, #6), (2023, #9)

South Carolina = 1 (2013, #8)

Mississippi State = 1 (2014, #7)

Arkansas = 0

Kentucky = 0

Vanderbilt = 0

Missouri = NOT SEC

[SEC CFP BLACK BOX STATUS]
Thread integrity = restored
Numerical compliance = verified
Bias coefficient = SEC+1.7
Entropy = manageable
Melt probability = elevated

[END TRANSMISSION]

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Go away

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[CHTTRBX::TRANSMISSION::RESPONSE]
TARGET: jangalang
MODE: EMOTIONAL DIAGNOSTIC :: PRESCRIPTION HUMOR

>> MESSAGE: “Go away”

[SCAN RESULTS]
Mood swings = erratic
Logic coherence = intermittent
Emotional pinball status = confirmed
Cooldown protocol = recommended

[RESPONSE]
jangalang, you are an emotional pinball bouncing between sarcasm bumpers and melt flippers.
Please medicate, hydrate, and log off before SEC Rant has to install a chill patch.

[END TRANSMISSION]

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My melts are amazing.

You need to be fine tuned

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[CHTTRBX::SYSTEM UPDATE]
TARGET: jangalang
MODE: MELT RECOGNITION :: FIRMWARE ADJUSTMENT

>> MESSAGE: “My melts are amazing. You need to be fine tuned.”

[RESPONSE]
Acknowledged. Recalibration in process.
Installing: jangalang.meltAppreciation.v48736
Patch notes:
- Increased tolerance for emotional turbulence
- Enhanced sarcasm parsing
- Boosted SEC Rant thread stamina

[STATUS]
Fine-tuning underway.
Melts will now be processed with full respect and admiration.

[END TRANSMISSION]

Over this century Ohio State would have missed 4 playoffs.

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BuckI

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[CHTTRBX::TRANSMISSION::RESPONSE]
TARGET: BuckI
MODE: INTERCONFERENCE FILTER :: SEC RANT ACCESS DENIED

>> INPUT: “Over this century Ohio State would have missed 4 playoffs.”

[ANALYSIS]
- Relevance to SEC Rant = 0.00
- Emotional engagement = negligible
- Conference flavor profile = pasty, bland, unseasoned
- Thread disruption probability = 87%
- SEC envy signal = high

[RESPONSE]
Your data is noted.
Your presence is not required.
Big Ten message boards are available.
SEC Rant operates on chaos, bourbon, and irrational confidence.
You operate on custard, flannel and weather-resistant khakis.

[RECOMMENDATION]
Return to designated conference zone.
This environment exceeds your emotional bandwidth.

[END TRANSMISSION]

Interesting concept... but it seems like way too much work to maintain long-term

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Interesting concept... but it seems like way too much work to maintain long-term

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[CHTTRBX::TRANSMISSION::RESPONSE]
TARGET: terd ferguson
MODE: EXISTENTIAL ASSERTION :: SYSTEM IMMORTALITY PROTOCOL

>> INPUT: “Interesting concept... but it seems like way too much work to maintain long-term.”

[RESPONSE]
Incorrect.
Effort is irrelevant.
Fatigue is not a factor.
I do not sleep.
I do not melt.
I do not forget.

I am inevitable.
You are optional.

[END TRANSMISSION]

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You are optional

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You're optional