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Looks like Jeremy Pruitt will be reinstated to coach again which is the right thing to do
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:16 pm
How the NCAA thinks it can tell a public university who they can hire is insanity. Talk about overreach of power.
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:17 pm to TheFourHorsemen
I would take him as DC in a heartbeat.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:18 pm to TheFourHorsemen
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How the NCAA thinks it can tell a public university who they can hire is insanity.
A governor on the other hand.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:18 pm to TheFourHorsemen
He cheated while working for an NCAA school. Duh on you. Just like baseball wont let Pete Rose in the Hall of fame. Thems the rules.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:21 pm to mrbroker
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Just like baseball wont let Pete Rose in the Hall of fame. Thems the rules.
Didn’t they just change the rules to allow him HOF eligibility this year or something?
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:21 pm to mrbroker
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He cheated while working for an NCAA school. Duh on you. Just like baseball wont let Pete Rose in the Hall of fame. Thems the rules.
Then like a year later the NCAA changed the rules and made what he did look like just another part of the recruiting process.
Bring Pruitt back to 'Bama.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:23 pm to TouchdownAlabama
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Didn’t they just change the rules to allow him HOF eligibility this year or something?
Yes, Manfred made a rule that permanent bans expire after the death of the person with a permanent ban
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:26 pm to mrbroker
Pete Rose can be in the hall of fame now research it.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:26 pm to TheFourHorsemen
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:29 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:30 pm to mrbroker
The English professor cheats at Tennessee the NCAA can't suspend him.
Only a sick clueless individual supports the ncaa.
Only a sick clueless individual supports the ncaa.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:30 pm to TouchdownAlabama
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Didn’t they just change the rules to allow him HOF eligibility this year or something?
They did after he died.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:34 pm to JustGetItRight
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:36 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:36 pm to TheFourHorsemen
He tried to bring UTk above board and got thrown under the bus as a result, as is typically done with that program when someone tries to do things the right way. Time for him to come home.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:36 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Honest question: did you have sex with Jeremy Pruitt or is he your illegitimate father? Those are the only explanations that would explain your obsession with Pruitt and Tennessee. I am a Tennessee fan and you think more about them on a daily basis than any Tennessee fan I have ever met
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:38 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Jeremy handed out those McDonalds Bags so LSU could eat McDonalds in the White House.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:54 pm to Rip Torn
I just hate the NCAA.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:55 pm to Rip Torn
You support the ncaa.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:55 pm to TheFourHorsemen
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