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Make LSU great again
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:11 pm
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Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:13 pm to TigerLunatik
“We’re gonna have the best offenses. People from everywhere are gonna want to play here.”
“And the defense… we’re gonna build a wall. It’s gonna be like nothing anyone has ever seen.”
“And the defense… we’re gonna build a wall. It’s gonna be like nothing anyone has ever seen.”
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:18 pm to tide06
We're gonna run the ball. We're gonna throw the ball. We're gonna kick the ball and we're gonna stop the run. It's gonna be tremendous.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:39 pm to TigerLunatik
To the Times-Piscayne reporter: Frankly, you're a very nasty person, and your paper is doing very poorly. I don't know anyone who reads it.
To the refs: I just want to find 8 more points. Can you find me 8 points, guys?
We know Georgia hacked the scoreboard. We're actually up by 35 points. I just need eight.
In the Josh Pate interview: I have the most wins in college football history. I have more than Saban, more than Bear Bryant. Ya know, if you add their wins together, I still have more.
Coach addressing the LSU team before playing Auburn in Jordan-Hare:
The Kick-six. What an unbelievable — it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of Malzahn. Kick-six, wow. I go to Auburn, Alabama to look and to watch, and the statement of Nicholas L. Saban, who’s no longer in favor, did you ever notice that? No longer in favor. ‘Never kick it short, me boys. Never kick it short,’ he said. Wow. That was a big mistake. Kick Six. Wow!!!
To the refs: I just want to find 8 more points. Can you find me 8 points, guys?
We know Georgia hacked the scoreboard. We're actually up by 35 points. I just need eight.
In the Josh Pate interview: I have the most wins in college football history. I have more than Saban, more than Bear Bryant. Ya know, if you add their wins together, I still have more.
Coach addressing the LSU team before playing Auburn in Jordan-Hare:
The Kick-six. What an unbelievable — it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of Malzahn. Kick-six, wow. I go to Auburn, Alabama to look and to watch, and the statement of Nicholas L. Saban, who’s no longer in favor, did you ever notice that? No longer in favor. ‘Never kick it short, me boys. Never kick it short,’ he said. Wow. That was a big mistake. Kick Six. Wow!!!
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:57 pm to TigerLunatik
They said to me, "Sir, we think you should coach LSU. We think you'd probably win a national championship in the first year." Well they might be right. I'm not sure. I think I could probably do it. I know one thing, that guy, whats his name, Kelly? He stinks.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 9:00 pm to TigerLunatik
Make Alabama Grumble Again
Posted on 10/26/25 at 9:04 pm to TigerLunatik
“We’re gonna have so much winning, Tiger fans, you’re gonna get tired of winning.”


Posted on 10/26/25 at 9:58 pm to TigerLunatik
I would become a YUGE fan if that happened lol
Posted on 10/26/25 at 10:05 pm to Hogattack
At least he'll restore the correct away uniforms.
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