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Les, Ed O and BK walk into a bar

Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:21 pm
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:21 pm
Les orders a Grasshopper, Ed orders six shots of Beam and a pitcher, BK orders a Cosmopolitan.

Need help finishing the joke. Any ideas?
I'm leaning towards a version that has Coach O grinding on BK's wife while BK fist-pounds the table, and Les floating into outer space.
Posted by Jim Sweet
Easley
Member since Oct 2018
1226 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:24 pm to
Stupid!

BOOM!
Posted by krewerider
Member since Sep 2009
803 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

Faurot fodder


You're a strange one Scooter.
Posted by PharmacistReb
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2009
5533 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:34 pm to
May need to workshop this one offsite and then bring back a fully formed set list
Posted by dukkbill
Member since Aug 2012
994 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:36 pm to
If Les walks in, it must be a dive bar
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
24556 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:36 pm to
Who stepped in a pile of Clemson and tracked it in here?
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:37 pm to
I'm open to redoing the whole thing. My main goal was to stir up other ideas. Maybe after Sunday dinner some folks will take part.
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
28420 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

Need help finishing the joke.


Maybe something involving Lester and Orgeron showing off their national championship rings?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61175 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:37 pm to
That’s pretty funny and accurate
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:37 pm to
That's a start.
Posted by dukkbill
Member since Aug 2012
994 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:39 pm to
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That's a start.


Maybe BK didn’t go because it didn’t have a fambly atmosphere.
Posted by That LSU Guy
PVB
Member since Jul 2008
14815 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

If Les walks in, it must be a dive bar
Well played.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

Maybe something involving Lester and Orgeron showing off their national championship rings?

Maybe they set off a metal detector going in and everyone laughs at BK because it does nothing?
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13285 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Need help finishing the joke. Any ideas?


You need help STARTING the joke.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

You need help STARTING the joke.


Then start it. Whatchya got.
Posted by dukkbill
Member since Aug 2012
994 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

Then start it. Whatchya got.


Photos

Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
56528 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:46 pm to
I think Les and BK have yankee talk while a drunk Ed O takes shirt off and does Tarzan yell out of his a-hole!
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:47 pm to
That would go well with that pic above.
Posted by dukkbill
Member since Aug 2012
994 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:49 pm to
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That would go well with that pic above.


Yeah, he got excited when his friend Hugh Freeze told them they were going to a topless place
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21154 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:50 pm to
Les says, Hey, this Grasshopper is as good as the grass it eats.

O says, Hrnnmmpph, ima watajootinnng for what? Hahahahahaha

Kelly says, Hey, I thought this was a magazine?
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