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So it's glaringly obvious this was the Bama conference
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:53 pm
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:53 pm
This is ridiculous. Every thread - Bama. Like nobody read the room when Saban got the hell out. Dense arse mofos in denial.
Before last year, this conference was basically Bama and the 13 dick riders. You "dick rider" schools are making posts supposedly mocking and making fun of Bama - but your obsession says something more. I mean, you won't let it go.
Truth is - you dick riders are worried. Your conference deity is dead. Who will you dick ride? At what altar do you kneel? Oh, you poor lost dick riders - it's just Alabama for crap's sake. That school has done a shrink job on the conference - all except Texas and OU. We couldn't give two shites about your beloved frickin Bama.
It's like this conference doesn't know what to do. Well let me drive this home for you => Bama will finish 6-6 this season. And what are you lost sheep going to do? Go ahead and prepare for it.
It's over for Bama. Do you not get that yet? Move the eff on. You look like pallbearers at a Bama wake. Stop talking about how your daddy Bama will bounce back and only lose 2-3 more this year. Good gawd your pitiful.
Bama is gonna hit .500 and then going forward the 9-game conference schedule will bury them for good. The tide has rolled - right into the sewer.
Pick a new Daddy.
Before last year, this conference was basically Bama and the 13 dick riders. You "dick rider" schools are making posts supposedly mocking and making fun of Bama - but your obsession says something more. I mean, you won't let it go.
Truth is - you dick riders are worried. Your conference deity is dead. Who will you dick ride? At what altar do you kneel? Oh, you poor lost dick riders - it's just Alabama for crap's sake. That school has done a shrink job on the conference - all except Texas and OU. We couldn't give two shites about your beloved frickin Bama.
It's like this conference doesn't know what to do. Well let me drive this home for you => Bama will finish 6-6 this season. And what are you lost sheep going to do? Go ahead and prepare for it.
It's over for Bama. Do you not get that yet? Move the eff on. You look like pallbearers at a Bama wake. Stop talking about how your daddy Bama will bounce back and only lose 2-3 more this year. Good gawd your pitiful.
Bama is gonna hit .500 and then going forward the 9-game conference schedule will bury them for good. The tide has rolled - right into the sewer.
Pick a new Daddy.
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Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:55 pm to MtVernon
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:55 pm to MtVernon
Weird how all the TexASS teams go on and on about dicks.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:57 pm to MtVernon
So old, go touch some grass sport.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:58 pm to MtVernon
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Stop talking about how your daddy Bama will bounce back and only lose 2-3 more this year.
I don't know a single Bama fan who's saying that shite. Seriously, are you drunk?
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:58 pm to Clames
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Weird how all the TexASS teams go on and on about dicks.
What is your thing about arse
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:58 pm to MtVernon
got damn you people are insufferable.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:00 pm to MtVernon
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So it's glaringly obvious this was the Bama conference
This is ridiculous. Every thread - Bama.
It's not a Bama conference, but this is an LSU board.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:00 pm to MtVernon
Y'all go on about asses too but the OP was going off about dicks first.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:00 pm to MtVernon
Says the team that has been second best in their own conference for the last 20 years.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:00 pm to Dissident ag
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So old, go touch some grass sport.
Been staining my pavilion all day, skippy. Go sweep your back patio.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:01 pm to MtVernon
So you’ve been riding Oklahoma’s dick all these years?what ever will you do…..
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:02 pm to MtVernon
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Before last year, this conference was basically Bama and the 13 dick riders.
You must be new here, since I can't fathom any LSU diehard fans here ever "ridin the Tide".
If anything, between Auburn and LSU there's a level of animosity, hate, and general schadenfreude towards the Gumps that has no equal, except maybe for tOSU/Meeeshigin.
LSU faithful also never forgave Saban for going over to the dark side to become L'il Nicky, commander of the Red Horde. We may remember when he was Anakin, but we don't forget he became Vader.
So take your lame troll attempt somewhere else. HORNS DOWN!
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:04 pm to Dotarian
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So take your lame troll attempt somewhere else. HORNS DOWN!
I hate to agree with an LSU fan, but the man is right. Very lame and horns tf down.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:05 pm to MtVernon
Texass is just mad nobody really cares about them
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:05 pm to MtVernon
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Been staining my pavilion all day, skippy. Go sweep your back patio.
frick yo pavilion, bitch!
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:06 pm to weremoose
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Texass is just mad nobody really cares about them
Right, Texas needs more fans. TF?
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:07 pm to MtVernon
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Pick a new Daddy.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:07 pm to MtVernon
you must be new hear lil kid the south is football! Legend teams like Clemson, bams, georiga, fsu……not teams that get that shite pushed inby Ohio state! 
BOOM!!!
BOOM!!!
Posted on 9/3/25 at 5:08 pm to MtVernon
These dick riders have won 3 national championships in the 2000s. How many have you won.
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