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Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 2:27 am
Posted on 9/3/25 at 2:27 am
Not many of you realize this because you are likely all wrapped up in your own team's expectations and the excitement that comes with a new season but, Bama is having an existential crisis.
In case you didn't know, Alabama lost to a seemingly sub-par FSU team. Bama players may be gay and some of them like children's stuffed animals to boot and lean to the creepy side.
Our coach seems to make 9.99 out of 10 people squeamish and it's not verified that he has a human backbone or is some kind of invertebrate that crawled out of the Pacific Ocean out 'dere on 'dat West Coast.
While our QB may put up better passer ratings than Arch Manning, Bama still seems to be a bit short in the quality QB department.
How in the frick this all happened so quickly is beyond many of us and we, I speak for all Bama fans, would like your opinions on what steps to take to improve.
In case you didn't know, Alabama lost to a seemingly sub-par FSU team. Bama players may be gay and some of them like children's stuffed animals to boot and lean to the creepy side.
Our coach seems to make 9.99 out of 10 people squeamish and it's not verified that he has a human backbone or is some kind of invertebrate that crawled out of the Pacific Ocean out 'dere on 'dat West Coast.
While our QB may put up better passer ratings than Arch Manning, Bama still seems to be a bit short in the quality QB department.
How in the frick this all happened so quickly is beyond many of us and we, I speak for all Bama fans, would like your opinions on what steps to take to improve.
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Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:11 am to BamaLamaTide
This is the biggest collective overreaction I have seen on the rant in a long time. Alabama could still win the conference and make the playoff.
This post was edited on 9/3/25 at 3:37 am
Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:13 am to BamaLamaTide
Suggestion would be find A QB, who was that idiot running the offense, the waterboy?
Top ranked 5 star Qbs, you need two every year, your Bama! You should have that!
That should get things flowing again
Top ranked 5 star Qbs, you need two every year, your Bama! You should have that!
That should get things flowing again
Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:20 am to Texoticlifestyles531
Fire the LB coach who was ours under Mullen.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:21 am to BamaLamaTide
Feels like FSU probably isn’t as bad as you think they are, and bama isn’t either. They’re gonna jump up and bite a good team this year with talent alone. Y’all are just too spoiled to understand normal cfb fandom
Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:26 am to Uga Alum
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This is the biggest overreaction I have seen on the rant in a long time. Alabama could still win the conference and make the playoff.
You don't offer a suggestion of any type yet, you still respond only to give false hope. That's evil.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:28 am to Texoticlifestyles531
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Suggestion would be find A QB, who was that idiot running the offense, the waterboy?
Top ranked 5 star Qbs, you need two every year, your Bama! You should have that!
That should get things flowing again
Right, I realize he isn't that good but, he is still better stat-wise than Archibald Manning, who is currently the hottest and most celebrated QB in recent history.
This post was edited on 9/3/25 at 3:30 am
Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:31 am to Audioman213
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Fire the LB coach who was ours under Mullen.
Good suggestion.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:34 am to olddawg26
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Y’all are just too spoiled to understand normal cfb fandom
I'll tell you what we do understand. Trees. Trees are about to start dying in every SEC college town across the conference if things don't change real soon.
Disgruntled Bama fans are the last group of people that arborists or rival fans want to deal with.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:39 am to BamaLamaTide
Go get Arkansas State’s coach.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:45 am to rich4pres
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Go get Arkansas State’s coach.
Here he is landing in Tuscaloosa yesterday.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:46 am to BamaLamaTide
Fire Karen and then hire Kiffin, please!
Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:54 am to BamaLamaTide
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I'll tell you what we do understand. Trees. Trees are about to start dying in every SEC college town across the conference if things don't change real soon.
I just sent a letter to our landscaping group on campus to watch out for bama fans especially around any large trees on campus. We are the closest school to y’all and make an easy target.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:29 am to BamaLamaTide
Don’t worry baw, they still gon put Bama in the playoffs. It’s good to be the king 
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:33 am to BamaLamaTide
Children’s hospitals.
You can thank me later.
You can thank me later.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:35 am to BamaLamaTide
Hire lane kiffin
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:48 am to Wolfhound45
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Children’s hospitals.
You can thank me later.
The problem with that is that are no real nice ones that are big enough to swindle money from without getting caught in Tuscaloosa.
Mostly, here in Alabama, we feel that if children can't take care of themselves, what good are they?
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:51 am to STATEofMIND
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I just sent a letter to our landscaping group on campus to watch out for bama fans especially around any large trees on campus. We are the closest school to y’all and make an easy target.
That's probably a good thing to do, in private. Now that you have made it public, what you did, it's just like a challenge to see if we can sneak in there and pull it off.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:54 am to theballguy
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Don’t worry baw, they still gon put Bama in the playoffs. It’s good to be the king
You're right. I don't know why I'm worrying, really.
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:57 am to AUreo
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Fire Karen and then hire Kiffin, please!
Whoa, whoa, I should have said all posters welcomed except auburn fans. My mistake.
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