Texas wants to be USC so bad

Damn, hold up
Why it gotta be all that?
Austin is the future
Science
Money
Glamour
Big city lights and dreams
Hot women
Fast cars and sick modern homes

And all the best athletes!
Hook em!!

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Who's alter is this?

I seem to have struck a nerve with our longhorn faithful. What does Arkansas (clearly superior state institution) have anything to do with Texas inferiority complex with usc?

Texas and Florida was always gonna advance faster towards the big city and glamour of NYC and Las Angelas
It’s inevitable
The nightlife never ends in those places
Especially when your winning like USC was
Sarks lost to Texas made him loose it a little
But now he came down here to see how Mack Brown did it in a similar situation and kept his head and his players disciplined
Austin has shown him how to work hard first and have sex with beautiful women and drink in retirement, eating good Texas BBQ
Hes shown Texas the Value of great QB play and other things. Mixed and Austin is a machine. Neither will take a chance on screwing that up

Not you again
Everything was great til you just showed up

I was thinking about all those Angels Sark was screwing in LA

Mac Brown won ONE title at Texas in 16 years and it was on the last play of the game by one of the games greatest players. He’s won one title in coaching in general in 36 years. He’s overrated.

FFS, I understand Texas loves their 10 win seasons, but no other school would give him the credit he has as being your greatest coach.

This isn’t a dig, it’s a fact.

It’s like Gene Stallings at Bama. He won one title in 7 seasons. We honor him by his after coaching activities for children and kids with disabilities.

Mac brown is Jimbo fisher. One title in 40 years with one heisman winner in one game on the last series.

It’ll never stop being good Football.

Its inevitable for Texas and Florida to end up like Las Angeles and NYC
The two states and cities there are very exotic
Many rich models and stars will always flock to something like that and keep the party going in those cities
They just gotta make sure they work hard first and achieve, then party with models after and theyll maintain the respectable city they've always been

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The nightlife never ends in those places

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In Texas, The bars shut down at 2am sharp, and you aren't allowed to buy liquor on Sundays along with other arcane alcohol laws. Texas Alcohol and Beverage Commission is basically the gestapo who has been caught using underage kids in stings and molesting them.

Cannabis is illegal, and there are idiotic sound ordinances because morons with too much money moved next door to longtime entertainment districts and now want to sure because it's too loud.

6th Street is now a cesspool, littered with deranged homeless people who were dumped downtown by the police of neighboring counties in the night.

Texas is arse fricking backwards, and at this point boring and predictable. Anything that was once cool and fun about Austin has been commercialized, branded and marketed to people coming from boring, nondescript towns across America. They chose marketing and development over their owns citizens and infrastructure, resulting in an overcrowded wasteland of bullshite.

So in order words, he’s Bob stoops? Shhesh