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Drink likes to pick on fatties

Posted on 6/2/25 at 8:33 am
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
5055 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 8:33 am
First, he stood on Bobby Hill's business, now he's putting Bert in his place(Shane Beamer, you're welcome).Out of all the B1G coaches, why would Bert's fat arse think he was qualified to undervalue the strength of the SEC. This conference ate your lunch, Bert....well maybe not.
Drink trolls B1G
Posted by ukraine_rebel
North Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
3250 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 8:42 am to
Just call him Drinkwitzaglutide.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43432 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 9:59 am to
Drinkwuss continues to overcompensate his roll, because he was too much of a pussy to try to play Division II level
Posted by Dallaswho
Texas
Member since Dec 2023
2724 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 10:16 am to
quote:

Drinkwuss continues to overcompensate his roll

MIZ is 2-0 vs the B1G
Posted by Tanny Bogus
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2011
310 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 10:38 am to
quote:

First, he stood on Bobby Hills business


He did what now?
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
5055 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 10:41 am to
quote:

Drinkwuss continues to overcompensate his roll

I'm assuming you are accusing him of putting too much butter on it? That's what happened to Josh and Bert.

Did you play any level of college football, HRV? Trying to figure out what level of pussy you are.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
5055 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 10:42 am to
Ask tenner
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16572 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 10:52 am to
quote:

He did what now?


Heupel ran him out of the stadium the first 2 times they played with scores of 62-24 & 66-24. That had Harry Potter embarassed & in an emotional place. So when he went on to win the 3rd match up the two had coached in by a score of 36-7, he shook Heupels hand after the game, & timidly mumbled "We're standing on business" while not looking at Heupel in the eyes and being about as awkward as possible. Drink may be the biggest goober the SEC has allowed to coach in the conference.

Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
5055 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:04 am to
I'm sure the SEC schedule makers will line up a rematch for '26. Maybe Josh will get his business in order by then.
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
989 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:23 am to
Lots of fat hillbillies in Missouri to pick on.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1230 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:24 am to
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Drink likes to pick on fatties


You think that is "picking on" someone?

I guess that's why you and the rest of the alters never seem to understand when you're getting dunked on.

In real life, Burt would dunk this little bitch's head in the toilet.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
5055 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:24 am to
Don't get me started on Oklahoma.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43432 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:26 am to
quote:

I'm assuming you are accusing him of putting too much butter on it? That's what happened to Josh and Bert.

Did you play any level of college football, HRV? Trying to figure out what level of pussy you are.



I did

walkon letterman - played a shite ton more than your pussy coach who never even tried out and then made excuses for it
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
5055 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:32 am to
Oh boy.


Punter?
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
5055 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:34 am to
Your coach doesn't pick on anyone. He goes straight to murder. No buildup whatsoever.
Posted by Mr Majestyk
Member since May 2025
378 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:35 am to
quote:


First, he stood on Bobby Hill's business

Heupel whipped Dipshit the Daughter Pimp like a slave 2 years in a row. 60+ points in each game.. Then Dipshitz wins a game and you BLM arse lickers have strutted for 2 years.

Sit your stupid arse down, boy.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
5055 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:39 am to
Here's one of those orange nub Rhodes scholars now.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43432 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Oh boy.


Punter?



No, that was Gus Malzhan
Posted by Mr Majestyk
Member since May 2025
378 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:44 am to
quote:

Faurot fodder
Don't you have some BLM arse to lick or shite swastikas to draw in the bathroom?

Dipshitz still fantasizing about his 12 year old daughter servicing players? What is she now, about 14?
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
5055 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:51 am to
Look at this cranky lil traffic cone.
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