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How in the ever lasting gobstopper
Posted on 4/30/25 at 10:33 pm
Posted on 4/30/25 at 10:33 pm
are those damn zombies STILL WALKING ?!
I think I've maybe seen 3 episodes total.
It's not about the TV show per say, it's more of a scientific question (since this is the smartest board on the website fuk u chicken).
shite, wouldn't they have all walked themselves to death? How many steps you think they get in a day?
Kill it with fire

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WALKING DEAD UNIVERSE — CHRONOLOGICAL TIMELINE (by Year)
Year 0: Outbreak Begins
Fear the Walking Dead S1–S3
Webisodes: Torn Apart, Cold Storage, The Oath
Year 1–2: Chaos, Survivors Form
Fear the Walking Dead S4 (Time jump occurs)
Fear the Walking Dead S5–6 (approx. 1.5–2 years post-outbreak)
Year 2:
The Walking Dead S1
(Rick wakes up ~2 months after outbreak)
Year 2–3:
The Walking Dead S2 (Farm)
The Walking Dead S3 (Prison)
Year 3–4:
The Walking Dead S4 (Prison to Terminus)
The Walking Dead S5 (Terminus to Alexandria)
Webisode: Red Machete (covers S1–S8 timeframe)
Year 4–5:
The Walking Dead S6 (Wolves & Negan intro)
The Walking Dead S7 (Negan rules)
The Walking Dead S8 (All-Out War)
Year 6–7:
The Walking Dead S9 (first half)
(Rick’s last episodes, leads to major time jump)
Year 10–12:
The Walking Dead S9 (second half) through S11
(post-time jump, new communities, CRM hints)
Fear the Walking Dead S7–8 (crossover, future arc)
(Morgan overlaps with TWD timeline)
Tales of the Walking Dead (varies by episode)
(Some stories early, some in this era)
Year 10:
The Walking Dead: World Beyond (S1–S2)
(Confirms 10 years after the outbreak)
Year 12+: Post-TWD Era
The Walking Dead: Dead City
(Set years after TWD S11, Maggie/Negan)*
The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon
(Follows Daryl’s journey in France, post-S11)
The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live
(Follows Rick & Michonne post-S11 and connects with CRM)
I think I've maybe seen 3 episodes total.
It's not about the TV show per say, it's more of a scientific question (since this is the smartest board on the website fuk u chicken).
shite, wouldn't they have all walked themselves to death? How many steps you think they get in a day?
Kill it with fire
Posted on 4/30/25 at 10:48 pm to teamjackson
I'm ready if they come to Lunatik's house and try to enter the basement where I'm living.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 11:08 pm to teamjackson
Persistence and multiplication is really the only actual thing a zombie has going for it.
So, it kind of checks out.
So, it kind of checks out.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 11:30 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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1BIGTigerFan
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the basement where I'm living.
Checks out!
Posted on 5/1/25 at 12:44 am to Cheese Grits
I quit smoking about two months ago.
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:09 am to teamjackson
I’ve also maybe seen 2-3 episodes max. It’s a strange premise and I don’t know how it went as long as it did.
Posted on 5/1/25 at 7:20 am to Lexag
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seen 2-3 episodes
i never watched one

Posted on 5/1/25 at 7:27 am to 1BIGTigerFan
As long as you still have the stache, we cool.


Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:32 am to Armymann50
quote:Bet you also don't watch soap operas or fete upon midget porn.
i never watched one

Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:31 am to teamjackson
I think I watched the first 5 seasons. It got repetitive after Season 3.
Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:38 am to teamjackson
I quit watching a while back, but what you have to remember it is a TV show and science is not allowed.
If you are willing to accept the reanimation virus is possible to begin with, then you should really go with whatever they toss at you. It is pretty stupid on your part to argue the science of why they are still around, when you already accepted the notion of reanimation to begin with.
If you are willing to accept the reanimation virus is possible to begin with, then you should really go with whatever they toss at you. It is pretty stupid on your part to argue the science of why they are still around, when you already accepted the notion of reanimation to begin with.
Posted on 5/1/25 at 12:56 pm to DarthRebel
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is pretty stupid on your part to argue the science of why they are still around, when you already accepted the notion of reanimation to begin with.
those are fightin words, ma'am!
Posted on 5/1/25 at 3:28 pm to awestruck
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midget porn.
Midget basketball is my man porn (no homo)

Posted on 5/1/25 at 5:34 pm to Cheese Grits

Good find.

Posted on 5/1/25 at 5:54 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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I watched the first 5 seasons. It got repetitive
Yeah, I think I checked-out shortly after Negan arrived, which was maybe a season after that.
Great premise, but the wash/rinse/repeat every single season was just too much.
Posted on 5/1/25 at 5:56 pm to DarthRebel
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science is not allowed
Like immediately demolishing staircases and simply using retractable ladders?
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:13 pm to Lexag
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It’s a strange premise and I don’t know how it went as long as it did.
The show isn't truly about zombies. It's really about the amount of stress the characters are under every day. They have the threat of the zombies as well as other people stealing their food and supplies. The story arc ends up following one group that has to fend off other groups from stealing from them and killing them. The show is amazing for the most part.
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:21 pm to Cheese Grits
Mad Skills
eta:Could they survive a zombie attack?
This post was edited on 5/1/25 at 6:23 pm
Posted on 5/2/25 at 10:37 am to TigerLunatik
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It's really about the amount of stress the characters are under every day
Yes, the real 'walking dead' are the human survivors, and the concept is interesting to ponder, but the fifth-or-sixth time a new friendly faction arrives only for us to discover that they're secretly evil just gets old (at least to me).
One of my buddies just hate-watched the last couple of seasons to try and finish it out, and he's given me updates.

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