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How in the ever lasting gobstopper

Posted on 4/30/25 at 10:33 pm
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/30/25 at 10:33 pm
are those damn zombies STILL WALKING ?!



quote:

WALKING DEAD UNIVERSE — CHRONOLOGICAL TIMELINE (by Year)

Year 0: Outbreak Begins

Fear the Walking Dead S1–S3

Webisodes: Torn Apart, Cold Storage, The Oath


Year 1–2: Chaos, Survivors Form

Fear the Walking Dead S4 (Time jump occurs)

Fear the Walking Dead S5–6 (approx. 1.5–2 years post-outbreak)


Year 2:

The Walking Dead S1
(Rick wakes up ~2 months after outbreak)


Year 2–3:

The Walking Dead S2 (Farm)

The Walking Dead S3 (Prison)


Year 3–4:

The Walking Dead S4 (Prison to Terminus)

The Walking Dead S5 (Terminus to Alexandria)

Webisode: Red Machete (covers S1–S8 timeframe)


Year 4–5:

The Walking Dead S6 (Wolves & Negan intro)

The Walking Dead S7 (Negan rules)

The Walking Dead S8 (All-Out War)


Year 6–7:

The Walking Dead S9 (first half)
(Rick’s last episodes, leads to major time jump)


Year 10–12:

The Walking Dead S9 (second half) through S11
(post-time jump, new communities, CRM hints)

Fear the Walking Dead S7–8 (crossover, future arc)
(Morgan overlaps with TWD timeline)

Tales of the Walking Dead (varies by episode)
(Some stories early, some in this era)


Year 10:

The Walking Dead: World Beyond (S1–S2)
(Confirms 10 years after the outbreak)


Year 12+: Post-TWD Era

The Walking Dead: Dead City
(Set years after TWD S11, Maggie/Negan)*

The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon
(Follows Daryl’s journey in France, post-S11)

The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live
(Follows Rick & Michonne post-S11 and connects with CRM)


I think I've maybe seen 3 episodes total.

It's not about the TV show per say, it's more of a scientific question (since this is the smartest board on the website fuk u chicken).

shite, wouldn't they have all walked themselves to death? How many steps you think they get in a day?

Kill it with fire
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 4/30/25 at 10:48 pm to
I'm ready if they come to Lunatik's house and try to enter the basement where I'm living.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30693 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 11:08 pm to
Persistence and multiplication is really the only actual thing a zombie has going for it.

So, it kind of checks out.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Member since Apr 2012
58765 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 11:30 pm to
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quote:

1BIGTigerFan


quote:

the basement where I'm living.




Checks out!


Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 5/1/25 at 12:44 am to
I quit smoking about two months ago.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2261 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:09 am to
I’ve also maybe seen 2-3 episodes max. It’s a strange premise and I don’t know how it went as long as it did.
Posted by Armymann50
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 5/1/25 at 7:20 am to
quote:

seen 2-3 episodes



i never watched one
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Member since Apr 2012
58765 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 7:27 am to
As long as you still have the stache, we cool.

Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
12326 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:32 am to
quote:

i never watched one
Bet you also don't watch soap operas or fete upon midget porn.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:31 am to
I think I watched the first 5 seasons. It got repetitive after Season 3.
Posted by DarthRebel
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Member since Feb 2013
23144 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:38 am to
I quit watching a while back, but what you have to remember it is a TV show and science is not allowed.

If you are willing to accept the reanimation virus is possible to begin with, then you should really go with whatever they toss at you. It is pretty stupid on your part to argue the science of why they are still around, when you already accepted the notion of reanimation to begin with.

Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7050 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

is pretty stupid on your part to argue the science of why they are still around, when you already accepted the notion of reanimation to begin with.


those are fightin words, ma'am!
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58765 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 3:28 pm to
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midget porn.


Midget basketball is my man porn (no homo)

Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14758 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 5:34 pm to
..... midget basketball.

Good find.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 5/1/25 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

I watched the first 5 seasons. It got repetitive

Yeah, I think I checked-out shortly after Negan arrived, which was maybe a season after that.

Great premise, but the wash/rinse/repeat every single season was just too much.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 5/1/25 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

science is not allowed

Like immediately demolishing staircases and simply using retractable ladders?
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
97920 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

It’s a strange premise and I don’t know how it went as long as it did.

The show isn't truly about zombies. It's really about the amount of stress the characters are under every day. They have the threat of the zombies as well as other people stealing their food and supplies. The story arc ends up following one group that has to fend off other groups from stealing from them and killing them. The show is amazing for the most part.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
12326 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:21 pm to

Mad Skills

eta:Could they survive a zombie attack?
This post was edited on 5/1/25 at 6:23 pm
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 8:48 pm to
Love midget porn and soaps
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
26668 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 10:37 am to
quote:

It's really about the amount of stress the characters are under every day

Yes, the real 'walking dead' are the human survivors, and the concept is interesting to ponder, but the fifth-or-sixth time a new friendly faction arrives only for us to discover that they're secretly evil just gets old (at least to me).

One of my buddies just hate-watched the last couple of seasons to try and finish it out, and he's given me updates.

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