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Women of Alabama: Know your rights and remember that you are not alone
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:01 pm
Saturday night and early Sunday morning will be here before you know it.
It has the potential to be a very long night for your local sheriffs office, but they already know the drill and they are here to help Deputies already will have an extra pot of coffee going by the middle of the third quarter. All of the extra restraining orders should be printed out by the final whistle, so long as the printer doesn't run out of ink or jam again. Might as well go ahead and wake up the damn judge.
But PLEASE, just remember that you DO have rights and your local sheriffs office is here to help you.
Stop Domestic Violence Before It Starts!
It has the potential to be a very long night for your local sheriffs office, but they already know the drill and they are here to help Deputies already will have an extra pot of coffee going by the middle of the third quarter. All of the extra restraining orders should be printed out by the final whistle, so long as the printer doesn't run out of ink or jam again. Might as well go ahead and wake up the damn judge.
But PLEASE, just remember that you DO have rights and your local sheriffs office is here to help you.
Stop Domestic Violence Before It Starts!
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Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:02 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
TL;DR
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:03 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I fully expect Alabama’s bitches (female dawgs) to get slapped around
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:06 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Make sure you do one for the Men of Georgia in case Alabama wins.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:08 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
This would have a lot more juice behind it if your team wasn't 1-8 against us over the past nine games.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:21 pm to TheTideMustRoll
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1-8 against us over the past nine games.
nine lol
Why stop at that really weird number? Oh yeah, first of all it's prior to a string of three losses. Second, and most importantly, it makes you look ridiculous because what a kirby smart defense and a run game led by derrick henry did agianst brian schottenheimer and greyson lambert could not, and I truly mean this, could not POSSIBLY, be any more irrelevant when it comes to Saturday.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:34 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
It’ll be a close game, no sleep walking through Kentucky or usf. The players know the drill, both teams will be dialed in. I like bama to win but it’s hard to pick ‘em bc I think in a clutch moment I trust that lil metro dude uga has under center more than milroe.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:37 pm to WG_Dawg
It is really interesting how some of the Alabama fans on here think that you can lose the greatest coach in the history of college football, and things will just continue business as usual. At some point if just becomes bizarre and what happened in the past will just continue to happen in the future.
The GOAT...
The Tide defense had just sprinted off the field hunched over after Georgia’s offense delivered a body blow to start the Southeastern Conference Championship. Its initial plan failed. And with a College Football Playoff berth on the line, Saban decided to change the scheme UA had spent all week practicing.
The result? After conceding 83 yards over eight plays, Alabama responded to keep Georgia out of the endzone until the start of the fourth quarter. Half of the Bulldogs’ 321 yards came on the first and last drives of the game, while the Tide (12-1, 8-0) rallied to beat Georgia (12-1, 8-0), 27-24 in Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
The GOAT...
The Tide defense had just sprinted off the field hunched over after Georgia’s offense delivered a body blow to start the Southeastern Conference Championship. Its initial plan failed. And with a College Football Playoff berth on the line, Saban decided to change the scheme UA had spent all week practicing.
The result? After conceding 83 yards over eight plays, Alabama responded to keep Georgia out of the endzone until the start of the fourth quarter. Half of the Bulldogs’ 321 yards came on the first and last drives of the game, while the Tide (12-1, 8-0) rallied to beat Georgia (12-1, 8-0), 27-24 in Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:39 pm to 3down10
Ouch.
Georgia is still a blue state until proven otherwise.
Georgia is still a blue state until proven otherwise.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:41 pm to 3down10
1 in 6 abuse victims is a man.
I imagine the rate is greater down South...frying pans hurt.
I imagine the rate is greater down South...frying pans hurt.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:42 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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Violent Hip Swivel
My consulting fees start at $1,000 a week.
let me know
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:44 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
When was the last time Alabama went blue in a presidential election? 1976?
Posted on 9/26/24 at 2:47 pm to WG_Dawg
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WG_Dawg
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Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:06 pm to TheTideMustRoll
^^^My prediction is 38-10 or 38-17, basically just like our game in Neyland Stadium last season.
A lot of hype. A little bit of false hope. Stadium eventually clears out...
A lot of hype. A little bit of false hope. Stadium eventually clears out...
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:07 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Registered sex offenders per state:
Alabama: 9,630
Georgia: 24,730
Number of mobile homes per state:
Alabama: 208,750
Georgia: 209,571
Number of people living below the poverty line:
Alabama: 762,642
Georgia: 1,461,572
#thankgodforgeorgia
Alabama: 9,630
Georgia: 24,730
Number of mobile homes per state:
Alabama: 208,750
Georgia: 209,571
Number of people living below the poverty line:
Alabama: 762,642
Georgia: 1,461,572
#thankgodforgeorgia
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:16 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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It is really interesting how some of the Alabama fans on here think that you can lose the greatest coach in the history of college football, and things will just continue business as usual. At some point if just becomes bizarre and what happened in the past will just continue to happen in the future.
It really is interesting how Dog fans assume the team that has historically dominated them will suddenly cease to do so due to a coaching change.
And the thought of continued success probably has to do with the fact that every Alabama coach since Bryant has had the best success of his career here. Even Saban was virtually above average outside of the year he won a title at LSU... at least that's what UG fans said in 2007.
But on the contrary, it's also interesting how everyone thinks we'll revert back to the Shula years, which was a historical anomaly for Alabama largely due to the strain of scholarship limitations and starting walk ons at key positions.
But receipts are being saved, cock socket.
This post was edited on 9/26/24 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:22 pm to WG_Dawg
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nine lol
Why stop at that really weird number?
Okay. Let's just post the overall series record: 43-*26
*denotes the two key human cheat codes who dunked all over UG in the 2021 SECCG missed the rematch.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:26 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Godspeed wives/sisters
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:35 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Question: Would they be less safe if they hopped into a vehicle with a Georgia player?
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:39 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:
It is really interesting how some of the Alabama fans on here think that you can lose the greatest coach in the history of college football, and things will just continue business as usual. At some point if just becomes bizarre and what happened in the past will just continue to happen in the future.
We didn't hire Mike Shula.
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