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Toilet paper sales in Lee County, Ala reach an all time low in sales the last 14 months
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:09 pm
Local grocery store manager Cowboy Hoss Williams told Auburn Insider we have 50,000 rolls in stock and have been waiting 2 years for that beaver faced looking son of gun to win a big game at home.
Hoss did tell Auburn Insider that Coach Freeze is the customer of the year for his record number of trojan condoms and miller lite he has purchased.
Hoss did tell Auburn Insider that Coach Freeze is the customer of the year for his record number of trojan condoms and miller lite he has purchased.
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Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:18 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Maybe I can save your 789th thread before it flops like many others.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:19 pm to TheFourHorsemen
I appreciate your concern into our Toilet paper surplus but I assure you:
your favorite recruit will be throwing TP into the trees in the near future.
your favorite recruit will be throwing TP into the trees in the near future.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:20 pm to TheFourHorsemen
quote:I'd like to have a beer with this ole boy.
Cowboy Hoss Williams
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:20 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Auburn has not beaten a power conference team that finished the season with a winning record since Halloween weekend 2021.
Going back to his four straight losses to conclude his stint at Liberty, Freeze is 8-13 in his last 21 games. Even worse, during that same span, Freeze is 4-9 against power conference teams.
Going back to his four straight losses to conclude his stint at Liberty, Freeze is 8-13 in his last 21 games. Even worse, during that same span, Freeze is 4-9 against power conference teams.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:21 pm to captdalton
Great stats.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:28 pm to jangalang
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your favorite recruit will be throwing TP into the trees in the near future.
RIP ChixMex
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:29 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Auburn fans aren’t big fans of stats at the moment.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:29 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:34 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Hugh broke your arse…
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:34 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Wouldn't the all time low be zero?
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:44 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Hey Retard here’s a stat for you to enjoy 35-12, that would be the stat of how Auburn owns your supposed Ole Miss arse and have and will for a long time.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:45 pm to SingleMalt1973
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broke
Speaking of broke, Auburn has spent more than $25 million on head coach salaries and buyouts since Auburn last won a game against a ranked D-1 opponent. They have won 13 games total during that span. That is $2 million per win. Sad.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:47 pm to captdalton
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captdalton
So I guess we now know who’s alter FourHorsemen is…
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:57 pm to TheFourHorsemen
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Lee County, Ala
Meanwhile in MS they missed the memo that we went to a two letter abbreviation for States 40 years ago.
Congrats on being last in everything and every white woman being required to have one mixed child.
Keep being the LandAss
Posted on 9/24/24 at 10:00 pm to TheFourHorsemen
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TheFourHorsemen
You've been in a strange obsessive mode about Auburn the past few weeks
Posted on 9/24/24 at 10:02 pm to HailToTheChiz
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You've been in a strange obsessive mode about Auburn the past few weeks
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Hey Retard here’s a stat for you to enjoy 35-12, that would be the stat of how Auburn owns your supposed Ole Miss arse and have and will for a long time.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 10:18 pm to SingleMalt1973
15 level 1 violations Freeze left us with did break our a$$ for about 4 years. Just wait.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 10:21 pm to FreezingBitches
I actually live in Lee County Mississippi we are low on toilet paper. Lee County Mississippi produced the most famous American in history Elvis Presley.
This post was edited on 9/25/24 at 7:19 am
Posted on 9/24/24 at 10:21 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Do you NIL?…
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