Texas isn’t a blue blood.

Texas stomps second rate competition to start the year, hasn’t even played an SEC game and “they’re back.” Let me tell you, what “back” actually is:

4 national championships (yeah, cool. Except those all happened in concentrated periods mostly won by a single coach in the 1960s)

2 heismans (you’d think that they won 12 heismans though)

4 Big XII championships (lol the delusion)

SEC originals, don’t buy the hype. They’re Purdue football with a kickass marketing campaign. We’ve dominated them for years (I don’t want to hear about the wins they accrued against OU in the leather helmet era).

OU is down this year. But we will be actually back when we rightsize the offense and play up to sec standards.

In the meantime, we will still beat Texas in a couple of weeks because we live rent free in their heads. I mean, their stadium is named after an OU football player?

Cheers.