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Apologize to Texas A&M fans, immediately!
Posted on 8/20/24 at 4:53 am
Posted on 8/20/24 at 4:53 am
We didn't believe that Texas fans could be more retarded than Tennessee or LSU fans.
We didn't believe that they could be more petty and ridiculous than auburn fans.
No one believed anything Texas A&M fans warned us about, concerning Texas, because we just assumed it was bitter rivalry banter.
Who would have ever imagined a team that has accomplished so little in their existence would have fans so pompous and haughty and ignorantly overweening?
I apologize on the behalf of all Alabama fans for the Tide not having an overall winning record against these pretentious bastards. Alabama has failed her children and the bulwark that usually protects them from outsiders is not there in this instance.
But, so God help Alabama, the Crimson Tide will rectify this anomaly very quickly now that Texas is an SEC member. Alabama will once again be that big, strong, brother that all of you need to feel safe.
The SEC has always belonged to Alabama and we aren't about to let some cowboy hat wearing weirdos come prancing and preening into this conference thinking they own the place and insulting all of you.
Roll Tide!
We didn't believe that they could be more petty and ridiculous than auburn fans.
No one believed anything Texas A&M fans warned us about, concerning Texas, because we just assumed it was bitter rivalry banter.
Who would have ever imagined a team that has accomplished so little in their existence would have fans so pompous and haughty and ignorantly overweening?
I apologize on the behalf of all Alabama fans for the Tide not having an overall winning record against these pretentious bastards. Alabama has failed her children and the bulwark that usually protects them from outsiders is not there in this instance.
But, so God help Alabama, the Crimson Tide will rectify this anomaly very quickly now that Texas is an SEC member. Alabama will once again be that big, strong, brother that all of you need to feel safe.
The SEC has always belonged to Alabama and we aren't about to let some cowboy hat wearing weirdos come prancing and preening into this conference thinking they own the place and insulting all of you.
Roll Tide!
This post was edited on 8/20/24 at 4:53 am
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Posted on 8/20/24 at 5:16 am to Smokey Okie
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No one believed anything Texas A&M fans warned us about, concerning Texas
At least A&M fans can admit defeat. For some reason Texas thinks they’re better than Alabama, but the truth is they’ve gotten their arse kicked for the last 15 years.
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Posted on 8/20/24 at 5:21 am to Smokey Okie
TLDR
Posted on 8/20/24 at 5:23 am to Smokey Okie
They are like that witch in Snow White that kept seeing herself as beautiful in the mirror.
Posted on 8/20/24 at 5:43 am to Summer of Jimbo
Wow! The Bonghorns have only won 9 or more games in 4 of the last 15 seasons. They finished below .500 in 5 of those 15 seasons as well. All in a pretty weak conference. Welcome to the SEC, where teams from Texass go to die!
Posted on 8/20/24 at 6:12 am to DamnStrong
So dumb
Posted on 8/20/24 at 6:21 am to Smokey Okie
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But, so God help Alabama, the Crimson Tide will rectify this anomaly very quickly now that Texas is an SEC member. Alabama will once again be that big, strong, brother that all of you need to feel safe.
Um, we know how siblings treat each other in Alabama, so we have no interest in y'all "making us feel safe".
Also, it's weird that you're all Bama, but your screen name is Tennessee and Oklahoma.
I think...
Posted on 8/20/24 at 6:21 am to Smokey Okie
Posted on 8/20/24 at 6:42 am to Summer of Jimbo
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For some reason Texas thinks they’re better than Alabama
Yeah, can't figure out why no one believes TAMU's bullshite.
Posted on 8/20/24 at 6:44 am to PerrillouxToTexas
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no one believes TAMU's bullshite
Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:02 am to Summer of Jimbo
quote:man, if only they could’ve settled that on the field…
For some reason Texas thinks they’re better than Alabama
Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:07 am to Archibald
Other SEC teams have beaten Bama before
They don’t declare themselves SEC Champs as a result
Not that hard to comprehend
They don’t declare themselves SEC Champs as a result
Not that hard to comprehend
Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:09 am to AGGIES
Other teams have an 4x as many wins against Alabama head to head?
Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:14 am to Archibald
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Other teams have an 4x as many wins against Alabama head to head?
Correction, it is hard for some to understand
Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:14 am to Smokey Okie
To be fair, A&M fans acted the exact same way in 2012. Missouri fans were a lot more tolerable
Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:15 am to Smokey Okie
Attitude Adjuster is on the way.
Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:21 am to Smokey Okie
If this was a attempt at humor and being w itty, you missed the mark by a mile.....What a stupid post 
Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:28 am to Smokey Okie
They're exactly like the rest of you.
Why all the fake conflict?
Why all the fake conflict?
Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:30 am to Smokey Okie
Bless your heart.
Posted on 8/20/24 at 7:30 am to Archibald
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man, if only they could’ve settled that on the field…
Except your not. We get to play Bama. Y'all should just focus on Jawja.
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