Started By
Message

re: Misery to announce plans to expand their end zone hill rock pile today

Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:59 am to
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2462 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 8:59 am to
The plan is to utilize the rocks in a way that will make our visiting opponents feel safe. For instance:

When Arky plays at Faurot, the rocks will be reshaped in the form of a (slightly retarded) pig's head.

When Tenner visits, it'll be a message of some sort, relating to inter-family relations. Or, it could be a great opportunity for one of your really special hilljacks to propose to his sister.

When Texas comes to town? You guessed it, dildos

It's our way of welcoming all of our SEC brethren to CoMo.
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 9:07 am
Posted by Nate Forrest
Member since Apr 2024
137 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:16 am to
quote:

The plan is to utilize the rocks in a way that will make our visiting opponents feel safe. For instance:

When Arky plays at Faurot, the rocks will be reshaped in the form of a (slightly retarded) pig's head.

When Tenner visits, it'll be a message of some sort, relating to inter-family relations. Or, it could be a great opportunity for one of your really special hilljacks to propose to his sister.

When Texas comes to town? You guessed it, dildos

It's our way of welcoming all of our SEC brethren to CoMo.

That's a lot of talk for a bunch that fired the president, the chancellor, and coach, just to suck Black Lives Matter dick on the national stage.

Posted by Aggie Class of 2026
Member since Mar 2024
580 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 9:42 am to


This guy didn't make it in UTrans
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Faurot fodder
Post about a school that owns you in every sport without mentioning dildos challenge: impossible

It's so hilarious how adorable it is you think anybody takes Missouri seriously
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter