re: List of SEC schools that don’t sell booze in their stadiums.

I’ve been. Tried your shitty deli you call Momma Goldberg’s, with those nasty arse nachos that are just fake cheese with some Doritos.

Saw those statues you built to honor your Heisman winners that don’t look like who they are supposed to represent at all.

Hung out around a place called Taco MaMa for some unseasoned Mexican food made by a bunch of white trash.

Thought… maybe it’s better outside campus. Went to TigerTown in Opelika, another trailer park paradise with a bunch of shite chain restaurants and a Kroger.