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How does the OT wipe their arse?
Posted on 2/20/24 at 1:25 am
Posted on 2/20/24 at 1:25 am
::after the paper gets off the roll::
Bunched up roll?
or
Folded neatly in to crisp shapes?
After said configuration:
Front to back?
or
Back to front?
or
Both several times?
Standing while wiping?
or
Arm down through the crotch while sitting?
or
Both?
I just really want to get to know you guys and I think this is a good way to break the ice..
Bunched up roll?
or
Folded neatly in to crisp shapes?
After said configuration:
Front to back?
or
Back to front?
or
Both several times?
Standing while wiping?
or
Arm down through the crotch while sitting?
or
Both?
I just really want to get to know you guys and I think this is a good way to break the ice..
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:09 am to teamjackson
Bunches and bunches.
Front to back until the last session which is back and forth to get it all out of there.
Standing.
And I say this again, nothing makes the day start off worse than getting shite on your hand first thing in the morning.
I'm glad that we could have this talk upon your return. I feel much closer now.
Front to back until the last session which is back and forth to get it all out of there.
Standing.
And I say this again, nothing makes the day start off worse than getting shite on your hand first thing in the morning.
I'm glad that we could have this talk upon your return. I feel much closer now.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:47 am to teamjackson
5 squares, 1/3rd fold twice.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 5:45 am to teamjackson
Are we running out of topics?
Posted on 2/20/24 at 5:56 am to teamjackson
When you get old enough, attractive young ladies do it all for you
I have just experienced the modern bidet (not the ice cold ones of old that shot water straight up like a fountain).
Heated seat
Automatic unit (pops out then returns to unseen when done)
Heated air dryer
Gotta say, sometimes modern technology is better
I have just experienced the modern bidet (not the ice cold ones of old that shot water straight up like a fountain).
Heated seat
Automatic unit (pops out then returns to unseen when done)
Heated air dryer
Gotta say, sometimes modern technology is better
Posted on 2/20/24 at 7:54 am to TigerLunatik
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TigerLunatik
TLuna, this is the kind of insight that makes you the power broker that you are in here. Excellent work
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:04 am to SRV
We need to be open to support each other. Real men express their feelings.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:08 am to teamjackson
quote:
How does the OT wipe their arse?
Not only does fagjackson/EarlyCuyler have a fetish for little boys' asses, he sits around thinking about how grown men wipe their arse.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:11 am to teamjackson
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:25 am to paperwasp
Bidet.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:34 am to OlGrandad
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Bidet
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:40 am to teamjackson
Front to back so it doesn't get in my vagina.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:57 am to Salty Morton
Lmao, at least you didn't puss out and spell it as "azz" this time 
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:33 am to TigerLunatik
quote:
Real men express their feelings.
:LSU kige:
Real men avoid butt issues as they age by sharing insight
Men that are not real drink boxed wine up their butt instead
(just my observation)
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:59 am to TigerLunatik
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And I say this again, nothing makes the day start off worse than getting shite on your hand first thing in the morning.
That's why you need to fold instead of bunch. Much less room for error when folding.
quote:
Standing.
So you get in ski jump position?
Dude, stay seated, lift one cheek off the seat and spread out so you can get in there.Posted on 2/20/24 at 10:00 am to Cheese Grits
This post was edited on 3/12/24 at 10:35 am
Posted on 2/20/24 at 10:31 am to teamjackson
quote:
How does the OT wipe their arse?
Posted on 2/20/24 at 11:00 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
quote:
Dude, stay seated, lift one cheek off the seat and spread out so you can get in there.
My old arse would fall over. I do lift one leg on the squat to really get in there.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:04 pm to teamjackson
quote:Why would anyone do this? You want poopdick? Because that’s how you get poopdick.
Back to front?
This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 2/20/24 at 4:39 pm to hwnd
quote:
poopdick
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