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DAD JOKE THREAD: What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Posted on 2/10/24 at 12:18 am
Posted on 2/10/24 at 12:18 am
Uncles.
Y’all baws got any dad jokes?
Mine isn’t the best dad joke in the world, but the first time I heard that was from my very own uncle. No lie, If it doesn’t count as a dad joke, it’s definitely a solid uncle joke.
Y’all baws got any dad jokes?
Mine isn’t the best dad joke in the world, but the first time I heard that was from my very own uncle. No lie, If it doesn’t count as a dad joke, it’s definitely a solid uncle joke.
Posted on 2/10/24 at 8:19 am to JohnnyRebel
A Dad is buying a Christmas Tree and the cashier says: “Are you going to put it up yourself?”
The Dad replies: “Don’t be disgusting...I’m going to put it up in the living room.”
The Dad replies: “Don’t be disgusting...I’m going to put it up in the living room.”
Posted on 2/10/24 at 8:42 am to JohnnyRebel
If a woman with two breasts works at Hooters, where does a woman with one leg work?
IHOP
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
What do you call a Asian woman with one leg?
Irene
IHOP
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
What do you call a Asian woman with one leg?
Irene
Posted on 2/10/24 at 9:07 am to JohnnyRebel
Posted on 2/10/24 at 3:05 pm to JohnnyRebel
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than Grandma.
Posted on 2/11/24 at 9:55 am to JohnnyRebel
A child who refuses to take a nap is resisting a rest.
Posted on 2/11/24 at 10:18 pm to JohnnyRebel
I went to the doctor because I've been having irregular bowel movements.
He said I had a lot weird shite going on.
Posted on 2/21/24 at 9:52 am to JohnnyRebel
Q: Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be a Bagel (bay-gull).
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Q: You've head of Moore's law (what can go wrong will go wrong). But have you heard of Cole's Law?
A: It's finely shredded cabbage in mayo or vinegar
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be a Bagel (bay-gull).
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Q: You've head of Moore's law (what can go wrong will go wrong). But have you heard of Cole's Law?
A: It's finely shredded cabbage in mayo or vinegar
Posted on 2/21/24 at 12:29 pm to JohnnyRebel
Not all math problems are terrible only sum
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