Reach for the brown paper bag. Deep breaths. In and out. In and out.

Reality is tough. You’ve been overrated. The good news is you’re starting to transition from denial to anger.

Here’s to moving to bargaining:
2000: LOSS
#14 Whorns vs #24 Pigs (6 - 27)

2003: LOSS
#6 Whorns vs NR Pigs (28 - 38)

2004: WIN
#7 Whorns vs NR Pigs (22-20… good job with a 2 pt squeak by #7 against an unranked team)

2008: WIN
#7 Whorns vs NR Pigs (52 - 10… see you can do it as a top ten team vs a powder puff. You get an M&M!)

2014: LOSS
NR Whorns vs NR Pigs in Texass Bowl (7 - 31… uh oh… what happened. This isn’t the one where we were taking mercy knees on the 1 to end the game was it? Bert. I mean really. Bert)

2021: LOSS
#15 Whorns vs NR Pigs (21 - 40… whew. Thank goodness for field goals to help keep it respectable. Wait? Was this one where you got your emotionally fragile Little 12 ruling with penalties if opposing fans show Whorns down? Oops. You came to a SEC stadium with no Little 12 protection… and we flashed that shyte on our jumbo tron over and over)

That’s a LOT of ranked Texass against very inferior not ranked Arkansaw over a pretty good sample span. Oh wait - we were ranked #24 that one year!

And you never even got the Darren McFadden experience.

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Posted by PerrillouxToTexas

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Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:33 am to DocHogliday

why did Arkansas duck Texas in 2009?

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Posted by Shea Vinnerbush

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Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:45 am to DocHogliday

quote:
Reach for the brown paper bag. Deep breaths. In and out. In and out.

Reality is tough. You’ve been overrated. The good news is you’re starting to transition from denial to anger.

Here’s to moving to bargaining:
2000: LOSS
#14 Whorns vs #24 Pigs (6 - 27)

2003: LOSS
#6 Whorns vs NR Pigs (28 - 38)

2004: WIN
#7 Whorns vs NR Pigs (22-20… good job with a 2 pt squeak by #7 against an unranked team)

2008: WIN
#7 Whorns vs NR Pigs (52 - 10… see you can do it as a top ten team vs a powder puff. You get an M&M!)

2014: LOSS
NR Whorns vs NR Pigs in Texass Bowl (7 - 31… uh oh… what happened. This isn’t the one where we were taking mercy knees on the 1 to end the game was it? Bert. I mean really. Bert)

2021: LOSS
#15 Whorns vs NR Pigs (21 - 40… whew. Thank goodness for field goals to help keep it respectable. Wait? Was this one where you got your emotionally fragile Little 12 ruling with penalties if opposing fans show Whorns down? Oops. You came to a SEC stadium with no Little 12 protection… and we flashed that shyte on our jumbo tron over and over)

That’s a LOT of ranked Texass against very inferior not ranked Arkansaw over a pretty good sample span. Oh wait - we were ranked #24 that one year!

And you never even got the Darren McFadden experience.

Lol you typed all of that to glorify wins over 7-loss Texas teams only to still avoid my question? Holy frick that's pathetic

Thanks for proving my point: we are indeed your super bowl

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Wait? Was this one where you got your emotionally fragile Little 12 ruling with penalties if opposing fans show Whorns down? Oops. You came to a SEC stadium with no Little 12 protection… and we flashed that shyte on our jumbo tron over and over

And we love it. There is not one single scintilla of evidence that anybody from Texas ever campaigned for that to be a rule, and most Texas fans love it. It basically shows us that you care more about hating us than you do rooting for your own team.

But thanks again for reminding us that beating Texas is such a big deal and rare occurrence that you have to rush the field when you beat their 7-loss teams