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re: Birmingham just hands Texas a spot in their 1st CCG.

Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:06 am to
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:06 am to
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if an embarrassing program OWNS you with big blow outs when you were almost always a HEAVY favorite - what does that make Texass?
a 7-loss team in the coach’s first year that y’all still rushed the field for after beating
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We went through arguably the most embarrassing 20 year period in our history… and came out 4-2 against you with BIG lopsided wins.
because you played us 1 out of every 5 of those years. I mean, I know you went to Arkansas and math is extremely hard for you, but that hardly paints the overall picture like you think it does.
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Just about every time your pumped up Little 12 arse rolled into a matchup highly ranked with an unranked SEC bottom feeder… just get get that arse embarrassed.
I know, right? I mean, they just got PUMMELED in Tuscaloosa this year! Oh wait… well I’m sure Arkansas has beaten saban plenty of times while he was Alabama, right? Oh wait…
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The best you have is look back at all these wins from yesteryear - yep - you got us kid. Sit on Grandpas lap and have him tell you all about it again
Actually Texas is playing in the college football playoff this year and will finish in the top 4. You know, a final ranking Arkansas will literally never achieve again in your lifetime?
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Get ready for more disappointment on Nov 16.
Why? Is Texas no longer playing a last place team that day? I thought Arkansas was scheduled then…
Posted by DocHogliday
Tombstone, AR
Member since Mar 2023
259 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:25 am to
Reach for the brown paper bag. Deep breaths. In and out. In and out.

Reality is tough. You’ve been overrated. The good news is you’re starting to transition from denial to anger.

Here’s to moving to bargaining:
2000: LOSS
#14 Whorns vs #24 Pigs (6 - 27)

2003: LOSS
#6 Whorns vs NR Pigs (28 - 38)

2004: WIN
#7 Whorns vs NR Pigs (22-20… good job with a 2 pt squeak by #7 against an unranked team)

2008: WIN
#7 Whorns vs NR Pigs (52 - 10… see you can do it as a top ten team vs a powder puff. You get an M&M!)

2014: LOSS
NR Whorns vs NR Pigs in Texass Bowl (7 - 31… uh oh… what happened. This isn’t the one where we were taking mercy knees on the 1 to end the game was it? Bert. I mean really. Bert)

2021: LOSS
#15 Whorns vs NR Pigs (21 - 40… whew. Thank goodness for field goals to help keep it respectable. Wait? Was this one where you got your emotionally fragile Little 12 ruling with penalties if opposing fans show Whorns down? Oops. You came to a SEC stadium with no Little 12 protection… and we flashed that shyte on our jumbo tron over and over)

That’s a LOT of ranked Texass against very inferior not ranked Arkansaw over a pretty good sample span. Oh wait - we were ranked #24 that one year!

And you never even got the Darren McFadden experience.


This post was edited on 12/15/23 at 10:30 am
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