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re: Since 2018, Texas has played in more one-score games than any other Power 5 program
Posted on 9/22/23 at 10:55 am to Buster83
Posted on 9/22/23 at 10:55 am to Buster83
quote:*gets called out for posting photos of dildos saved on his phone*
Buster83
*doubles down on posting more photos*
quote:This is incredible Are you 7 years old?
Hates me posting a picture of him and his boyfriend holding dildos during the great dildo parade. Donghorn U still holds the distinction of being the only university in the history of the world to ever have a dildo parade and then went on to immortalize the parade with a dildo display in their student center on campus. They even gave it the nickname "Big Boy".
quote:I must say, it is incredibly odd, and a little creepy, that you would even know this, or portend to know this (as I'm sure you pulled that stat out of your arse, no pun intended)
holds the distinction of being the only university in the history of the world
Thanks for proving my point!
Posted on 9/22/23 at 11:06 am to Shea Vinnerbush
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Makes UTrans fan mad at him for posting photos of UTrans fans licking dildos
Why not state the facts accurately?
Posted on 9/22/23 at 11:53 am to Old Sarge
You take it so personally. Should just own it that your school is a breeding ground for transvestites. Better than all the hobos under I35 to be honest.
Austin is just a hole, and so is the school with monuments to dildos as well.
Dildo Monument
Austin is just a hole, and so is the school with monuments to dildos as well.
Dildo Monument
Posted on 9/22/23 at 11:59 am to Old Sarge
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Most humans on this earth have only witnessed your team succeed 1 time and even then it would not have happened had replay been used as a tool to correct officials
Yes, I have witnessed my team's success with UT, the Cowboys and the Mavericks. If we never win again... I'm thankful to have seen it once.
Sorry you never have.
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 9/22/23 at 12:51 pm to BigTx
Aggie fans talking trash about anything ever as it comes to athletics is pretty much the most ironic thing in the history of this earth.
The last time Texas A&M won a national championship in any of the major 3 sports (Football, Basketball, or Baseball) was 1/1/1940 when they beat Tulane.
That was 30,580 days ago if you were to go back in time 30,580 days prior to 1/1/1940 you would land on 4/11/1856
Franklin Pierce was the 14th president of the USA and the Bleeding Kansas sack of Lawrence was closer in time to A&M's national championship than we are today as is every single event that has happened in history since.
They really are the most pathetic clowns in the history of the planet. How can you spend that much money to get such pathetic results on the field year after year all fueled with the most insane levels of delusion ever witnessed my mankind.
Keep up the good work Ags you are the standard bearers setting the bar so high no team will ever be able to cross it.
The last time Texas A&M won a national championship in any of the major 3 sports (Football, Basketball, or Baseball) was 1/1/1940 when they beat Tulane.
That was 30,580 days ago if you were to go back in time 30,580 days prior to 1/1/1940 you would land on 4/11/1856
Franklin Pierce was the 14th president of the USA and the Bleeding Kansas sack of Lawrence was closer in time to A&M's national championship than we are today as is every single event that has happened in history since.
They really are the most pathetic clowns in the history of the planet. How can you spend that much money to get such pathetic results on the field year after year all fueled with the most insane levels of delusion ever witnessed my mankind.
Keep up the good work Ags you are the standard bearers setting the bar so high no team will ever be able to cross it.
Posted on 9/22/23 at 12:52 pm to ColoradoAg
Never forget: LINK
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Efforts to curb public cuckolding on campus seem to have been, at best, modestly successful. Online posts and personals provide countless chances for a homosexual encounter, and the details of even browsing these messages are too graphic to repeat or even believe. But since these sexual opportunities seem to attract largely the gay community, the situation begs the question: why Texas A&M? Our school is ranked the 8th most conservative school in America by the Princeton Review, and seems like an improbable location. To answer this question, I interviewed a poster of a similar craigslist.org advertisement.
The poster spoke only on the condition of anonymity, and so will be referred to as Mike. Mike is 26 years old and a life long resident of Bryan and he does not, nor ever did, attend any higher education. Mike responded to the question of why Texas A&M campus with several explanations. The main point was that College Station is the perfect distance between Dallas, Austin and Houston. As for the location, it would not seem odd to anyone to see people of all ages walking around campus all hours of the night.
Also, perhaps due to the aforementioned conservative tendency of the towns, there seems to be a larger number of homosexuals in the area than the general population realizes. Most have not come out yet and many have no intention of doing so. Mike added there is no fear that they will be caught, and because of that he is able to "meet up with" up to 15 new partners a semester. I concluded by asking Mike why this anonymous sex had to be on campus. Certainly there were more safe and sanitary places for men to enjoy each other's company than a bathroom. Mike told me that there was more thrill in using public facilities and that he has a "good thing going" with no intention of ever stopping.
There will always be people like Mike who take advantage of an open door policy, a larger question is where are the University Police who patrol campus 24 hours a day? Public sex has occurred long enough at A&M, and instead of simply fixing vandalized facilities, our fees and tuition should go towards stopping it. The University needs to put back those fancy non-permeable walls, and actually make their security employees do their job to protect the students, faculty, and staff from having to be subjected to these seedy and illegal sex acts.
Posted on 9/22/23 at 1:05 pm to JetDawg
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the Wyoming game was enough to provide enough caution for them to apply the brakes right now.
Oh but UT fans wont tho, they are true believers man, they just cannot help themselves! Full speed ahead we are the best team in the counrty! Its hubris at an astounding level!
Posted on 9/22/23 at 1:06 pm to NtxSooner
You might want to go find my posts on the subject I have stated repeatedly we are bound by QB play this year and have a Jekyll & Hyde QB who can curbstomp anyone and can also lose to anyone.
Posted on 9/22/23 at 1:21 pm to VYForever
UTrans fan fiction, beating off to stories you made up?
You UTrans kids are sick
You UTrans kids are sick
Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:28 pm to Old Sarge
Top 4 finishes by Texas A&M in the big 3 sports since 1945
Football
2020 #4 did not make CFP or win the SEC West
Basketball
Never made it past sweet 16
Baseball
2022 #3 Tennessee won SEC regular & tournament championships
So even in the two greatest Aggie seasons since WWII finally ended you still got no hardware
Football
2020 #4 did not make CFP or win the SEC West
Basketball
Never made it past sweet 16
Baseball
2022 #3 Tennessee won SEC regular & tournament championships
So even in the two greatest Aggie seasons since WWII finally ended you still got no hardware
Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:28 pm to Pimphand
Ok?
Congrats on using google I guess
Congrats on using google I guess
Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:48 pm to Shea Vinnerbush
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He can't help but comment on it every time me or someone else posts it.
I knew it would not take him long. Xwing/rancho/vinner does not even bother to question the fact that they are all one person.
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gets called out for posting photos of dildos saved on his phone
I am not sure why he thinks I keep dildo photos on my phone, I guess that is where he keeps his. I rarely ever post from my phone. In one of his previous alters, he accused me of exactly the same thing. He really sucks at hiding his identity. He just is not that smart.
Remember when this photo got posted
Disappeared from the Rant for 3 months he was so butt hurt. Then he reappeared and got banned.
Remember this picture
He got so butt hurt that Kaizer(RIP) and some other posters did not believe that he actually graduated from donghorn U that he took a picture of his bosses diploma and posted on the Rant. That has to be one of the funniest, most insecure things I have ever seen anybody do. What a pussy move.
Here you go xwing/rancho/vinner. Fill this out and send it in to Chicken. Maybe it will make your vagina feel better
Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:50 pm to JetDawg
I think BYU and Maryland beat the travel out of them.
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:00 pm to Tridentds
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BYU and Maryland
Create me if I’m wrong, but didn’t they lose all four of those football games in back to back seasons in the most humiliating fashion possible?
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:13 pm to Old Sarge
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Create me if I’m wrong, but didn’t they lose all four of those football games in back to back seasons in the most humiliating fashion possible?
Taysom Hill is still running on that Manny _iaz _efense..
That 2013 Mack Brown team gave up 550 yards rushing that day..
17 carries
259 yards
3 TD’s
for the quarterback
the running backs added almost 300 more
not a good day to be a Texas fan
but imo.. y’all losing to Appalachian State was more embarrassing and just last year.. so you might want to put your pitchfork down there Mr: Pot Kettle
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:15 pm to Old Sarge
Correct. I think BYU QB rushed for 300.
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:45 pm to BigBro
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y’all losing to Appalachian State
Terrible loss indeed but Appalachian state would have beaten Kansas like a drum….
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:49 pm to Old Sarge
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Terrible loss indeed but Appalachian state would have beaten Kansas like a drum….
So you think your shite sandwich taste better than my shite sandwich? Congrats? Maybe?
I’d just rather not eat a shite sandwich..
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:52 pm to BigBro
Aggies in this thread are really trying to dunk on Texas for losing to BYU and Maryland (some of those games being over 10 years ago) whilst completely oblivious they paid $1.5 million for App State to beat them last year
My God I hope this thread never dies. Aggies are getting absolutely throttled in here
My God I hope this thread never dies. Aggies are getting absolutely throttled in here
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