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Important Info for Bama Fans

Posted on 11/27/08 at 6:42 pm
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
63929 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 6:42 pm
Since Bama has returned to the #1 rankings alot has changed since the last time most of the Bammers have followed the team. So here are some hints to bring you up to speed.

10) Bama no longer runs the wishbone offense
9) Tulane, Ga Tech, and Sewanee have left the SEC
8) The Iron Bowl isn't at Legion Field in Birmingham anymore
7) Houndstooth makes you look 20 pounds heavier
6) Van Tiffin's son is the kicker now and he sucks
5)UAB got their own football team
4)Stabler is still getting DWI's
3) Joe Namath is still smooth with the ladies
2)Tenn, Florida, and LSU have won the national championship since the last Bama NC
1) Bear Bryant is still dead

Roll Tide
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 6:51 pm to
11. AU is your daddy now.
Posted by RlTde2
Pace Florida
Member since Nov 2008
4664 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 7:00 pm to
Famous Quotes From Les

"There's still plenty of Zippedy in the ol Doo-Dah"

"If It wasen't For Beer I'd Have no personality at All"

"Winning is'nt everything..it's just the losing that sucks"


With LSU you expect more...But You Get LES.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:15 pm to
Seems your team is back to normal though this year.
Posted by WarEagleTwentyFour
Member since Jan 2008
2179 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:24 pm to
12.AUBURN will still be your Daddy Sunday

WAR DAMN EAGLE
Posted by Muppet
Member since Aug 2007
50512 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:29 pm to
13. SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND HPY THXGIVING
Posted by AubieOne
Helena, Al
Member since Nov 2007
2198 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:37 pm to
14. Auburn is still Bama's daddy. The streak continues.
Posted by BamaFish
Portland, OR
Member since Sep 2008
47 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:39 pm to
Clown...Good to see that LSU is back to the good ole days.
Posted by Muppet
Member since Aug 2007
50512 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:41 pm to
I could say the same about Alabama but black people are still allowed in private facilities.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

I could say the same about Alabama but black people are still allowed in private facilities.


Seriously, you want to inject this into the thread?

LINK
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:46 pm to
For the past six years I knew that once Alabama got back to having a decent season, they would roll out the "Now everything is back to normal" speech.

Its a joke, really.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:48 pm to
It was said, because the thread was started talking about the past.

Eta: I knew it wouldn't be long until something went over an Auburn fans head.
This post was edited on 11/27/08 at 8:50 pm
Posted by ATL TGR
Houston
Member since Apr 2008
2878 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

5)UAB got their own football team


Classic
Posted by Muppet
Member since Aug 2007
50512 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:51 pm to
Did you just counter a statement regarding the atrocities performed by not only the university of, but the governing body of Alabama with a link to a video of a few LSU fans?

Oh, and I live in Alabama. I have first-hand shithole experience.
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

It was said, because the thread was started talking about the past.


You know the world doesn't revolve around TigerDroppings.com right? Ever listen to Finebaum? The whole "everything is back to normal" statement has basically become the catchphrase of that program.
This post was edited on 11/27/08 at 8:53 pm
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:55 pm to
Actually yes, I did. You wanted to interject racist acts from 40 years ago before I was born. Watch some from last year by your fans. Everyone has em. You were the one to start down this path.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

Ever listen to Finebaum?


No.
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

No.


Well played
Posted by Muppet
Member since Aug 2007
50512 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

You wanted to interject racist acts from 40 years ago before I was born.


No, I just wanted to start shite.

Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 11/27/08 at 8:56 pm to
Can't wait until Saturday..gonna be a helluva game.
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