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re: I’m excited about OU and Texas joining the conference

Posted on 8/11/23 at 9:10 pm to
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37977 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 9:10 pm to
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Just because we don't want to part of your family doesn't mean we can't have fun competing.

... and right there is what's wrong with tejass austin fans. They're the epitome of shite don't stink fricks.

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(Part of the delay in going into the SEC was the whole liberal view of consanguinity in the deep South.)

You're so full of shite and, fair warning, come to SEC stadiums talking that stereotypical yankee incest inbred accusatory horseshite and you'll get a mudhole stomped in your asses.

Furthermore, you wouldn't even have the history you have were it not for Southerners, particularly South Carolinians. Your Travis Letter was written by a South Carolinian ... you can come visit his birthplace while you're here watching your hooerns take their arse whoopins.

I've typed it before and I'll type it again. I'm half Texan, West Texan, my Momma ... we still have a family ranch out there, what's left of it, just over 1500 acres, not far from Marfa ... between Marfa and El Paso. I appreciate my Texas side but I despise the hubris, especially of my UTa cousins. Y'all live more vicariously through big hat big belt buckle bullshite image of self worth than any other people in my beloved South. It's an ugly habit so many of you people have.

I hope the SEC teaches you differently and humbles some of you people, you really do have some gall. And here's the worst part. So many tejass austin fans don't have an ounce of Texan in them nor have they ever even set foot on the campus. It's just remarkable, their effrontery such as the statement above.

I do hope that you imply incest or inbreeding in the South to the wrong fan at one of our stadiums and you end up with a properly reset nose or jaw.
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
1543 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 9:39 pm to
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I've typed it before and I'll type it again. I'm half Texan, West Texan, my Momma ... we still have a family ranch out there, what's left of it, just over 1500 acres, not far from Marfa ... between Marfa and El Paso.


Hmmm, you Bick and Leslie Benedict's boy? Do they still live out at the Reata?
This post was edited on 8/11/23 at 9:43 pm
Posted by Comancheria
Guntersville, AL
Member since May 2023
559 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 9:46 pm to
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I do hope that you imply incest or inbreeding in the South to the wrong fan at one of our stadiums and you end up with a properly reset nose or jaw.


This doesn't make you sound cool or tough, it makes you sound like a dork. I've lived in Alabama for 3 years now and I talk shite to my SEC grad coworkers all the time (& vice versa), still waiting for my arse beating. I've been to games at numerous SEC stadiums and surprisingly nobody stomped a mudhole in my arse. You seem really insecure about this incest thing, sensitive subject?

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I've typed it before and I'll type it again. I'm half Texan, West Texan, my Momma ... we still have a family ranch out there, what's left of it, just over 1500 acres, not far from Marfa ... between Marfa and El Paso. I appreciate my Texas side but I despise the hubris, especially of my UTa cousins.




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... and right there is what's wrong with tejass austin fans. They're the epitome of shite don't stink fricks.


This is a sports forum on the internet, I didn't come here to find friends or seek validation from the SEC fans like you. I came here to talk shite and have a good time, the exact same thing I will be doing at SEC stadiums. I've been punched in the face on several occasions, such is life when you're not a pussy, once more won't hurt.
Posted by Monahans
Member since Sep 2019
1254 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 10:54 pm to
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I do hope that you imply incest or inbreeding in the South to the wrong fan at one of our stadiums and you end up with a properly reset nose or jaw.

This post was edited on 8/11/23 at 10:56 pm
Posted by Jimmy Montrose
Lake Highlands
Member since Aug 2021
703 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 10:25 am to
Hope you get over your concerns scrooster.

If you ever get to Austin I hope you aren't taunted by any hopos, co-eds, 10 year old Dreamers or people with too high-self-esteem.

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