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It's time for everyone to recognize that Marty Smith is the true voice of college football

Posted on 8/8/23 at 5:15 pm
Posted by Linda Smith
Elite Eight SECRANT Poster 2023
Member since Jul 2023
116 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 5:15 pm
He's amazing. He's amazing and funny and truly southern. And so smart. Marty Smith IS college football.



I always look forward to getting a glimpse of what kind of shoes he's wearing. They are always so cute.
This post was edited on 8/8/23 at 5:16 pm
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6507 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 5:16 pm to
This is gay af
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
14055 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 5:17 pm to
Can’t stand his fake forced accent. He is a nascar guy. He needs to stick to that.
Posted by dhuck20
SCLSU Fan
Member since Oct 2012
23186 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19237 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 5:30 pm to
Marty Smith is ESPN's token Southerner. It's what the greaseball yankees THINK a Southerner sounds and acts like. It's disgusting.
Posted by SeaCay
Odessa, FL
Member since Mar 2012
1911 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 5:31 pm to
Shut up Kizunt.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13558 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 5:42 pm to
This troll account is FAR too obvious.


Do better.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
38614 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 5:43 pm to
I hate to give a Gump credit - but Marty was a stone cold killer for the Tide.

Top 5 player in program history imho

Posted by Linda Smith
Elite Eight SECRANT Poster 2023
Member since Jul 2023
116 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Marty was a stone cold killer for the Tide.

Top 5 player in program history imho



None of that surprises me.

He looks like he could still play.

I LOVE his hair.
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
7398 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 6:07 pm to
They had him doing golf last I saw, not a fan of the Hillbilly Schlick
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74238 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 6:26 pm to
That dude is one missed paycheck away from twitching outside of a rural Virginia 7-11 begging for spare change and cigarettes.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11606 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

Can’t stand his fake forced accent. He is a nascar guy. He needs to stick to that.


This applies to the Linda troll as well.
Posted by Audioman213
Member since Dec 2012
1454 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 7:10 pm to
Marty makes me miss Lou Holz & Mark May
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38833 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 7:13 pm to
I have only seen/listened to him a few times, and he’s kind of obnoxious.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17733 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 7:16 pm to
No not kind of.
Posted by WisconsinTiger85
Wisconsin
Member since Oct 2017
1525 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 7:24 pm to
Is that fig wearing lip stick?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17384 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 8:12 pm to


Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
3708 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

This is gay af


Careful she’ll report you.
Posted by ScoggDog
SE Indiana
Member since Aug 2020
3745 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 8:14 pm to
I don't know who Linda Smith is. But I can see that he is the perfect country and western troll.
Posted by ScoggDog
SE Indiana
Member since Aug 2020
3745 posts
Posted on 8/8/23 at 8:17 pm to
Kinda' disappointed, really. You haven't sent a shout out to Beth Mowins.
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