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The City of Omaha will be busy this week

Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:17 am
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
53008 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:17 am
They still have to line up a spot for Tennessee to nap during delays, order up some decent weather from the government, designate a group to keep the Vols supplied with orange slices and juice boxes, and a crew to read bedtime stories/tuck all of the players in at night.

Also, the fur coat will need a cleaning.
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
Member since Jun 2023
2302 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:19 am to
Haw haw haw!
Posted by Thumpa15
Alabama
Member since Oct 2019
827 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:19 am to
Your obsession is very real.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:19 am to
Are you booking through till Monday?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
53008 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:23 am to
quote:

Your obsession is very real.


I just want Tennessee to have a good experience.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:24 am to
Surprised NCAA didn’t start the games at 1am
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
Member since Jun 2023
2302 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:24 am to
Better luck on your next shitpost.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
53008 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Surprised NCAA didn’t start the games at 1am


Since the Aggies are idle, maybe they can volunteer to apply sunscreen to the Tennessee players.
Posted by hooperj75
Indiana
Member since Oct 2022
59 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:28 am to
What Omaha won't be busy doing:

-Installing a firewall to prevent people from looking at you SS sister's ONLYFANS account
-Increasing security to keep your garbage fans from throwing debris at Tennessee families (i.e coach's dad who is a sr citizen)
-Installing metal bleachers as shelter because they are too poor to have a visitor's locker room
Posted by Thumpa15
Alabama
Member since Oct 2019
827 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:29 am to
Your 74th post about them over the last few days proves this to be true.

What did it for you? Was it Vitello sweeping Paul on his way out to retirement? Was it Heupel blowing out Kelly in Tiger Stadium? Was it Barnes running up the score on whatever forgettable HC you hired in men's basketball?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
53008 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:31 am to
quote:

Increasing security to keep your garbage fans from throwing debris


I don't know, Tennessee fans have been known to throw shite.

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Installing metal bleachers as shelter because they are too poor to have a visitor's locker room


You know the Vols don't have a visitor's locker room either, right?

Most college baseball facilities don't.


Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
53008 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:33 am to
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Your 74th post about them over the last few days proves this to be true.


This seems low.

Are you sure you took the time to count my posts correctly?
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8292 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:34 am to
If the concession stand doesn’t serve them Chick Fil-a, coaches and players will pitch a hissy fit, and go on a hunger strike. The folks in Omaha better be ready!
This post was edited on 6/13/23 at 10:34 am
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
Member since Jun 2023
2302 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:34 am to
Y'all are about as funny as a religious comedy tour
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
53008 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Y'all are about as funny as a religious comedy tour


Who said anything about jokes?

These are the things Vols fans have been in shambles over the past few days.
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8292 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:38 am to
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Installing metal bleachers as shelter because they are too poor to have a visitor's locker room


Or simply get off your arse, and walk across the street.
Posted by Thumpa15
Alabama
Member since Oct 2019
827 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:38 am to
You didn't answer this part:

What did it for you? Was it Vitello sweeping Paul on his way out to retirement? Was it Heupel blowing out Kelly in Tiger Stadium? Was it Barnes running up the score on whatever forgettable HC you hired in men's basketball?
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
Member since Jun 2023
2302 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:39 am to
"in shambles over"

You're taking the bait from troll posters and shitheads on Twitter a little too seriously. Anywho, you are bored this morning. I'll let you post away
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
53008 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:41 am to
quote:

Or simply get off your arse, and walk across the street.


Nah, too much work.

They'll just lay under the bleachers and throw a tantrum.
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8292 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:46 am to
Tennessee coaches and players under the stands:






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