Lane's new side piece

She barely looks old enough to drive

I feel like she's 16

I knew her in college. They’ve been a thing for a couple years now

She looks like a teenager

No way this is true.

It’s true and there’s a lot more shite to it that I’m not going to disclose here lol

Money, fame, bitches and mid-life crisis men ... go-together like peanut butter and chocolate. You put that chocolate into the peanut butter and it happens every time.

Sloots gonna sloot ... although, she's a cute little sloot.

Edited to add an e to cut

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She will outlive him by a thousand years and won’t ever shut up about how she helped Frodo destroy the ring so who cares

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Gollum lookin arse

This broad looks like Smeagol

ETA: Dammit, Stone