Golfer Check in Thread

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turtle dick

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This made me lol.

I’m at the chiefs game so I am relying on you my fellow brothers!

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Here are some Golfer takes I bookmarked for this inevitable event:

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Rivalry request denied. Just glad Mizzou is an easy win now that the dork is in control of your football team ...

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Vegas has Mizzou at 5.5 with the money being on the under. Don’t worry. Wrestling season should be soon cause that’s literally all you are decent at

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Congrats on the big win with Odoms players. We had KJ starting his first game ever. Our programs are headed in opposite directions and even the delusional Mizzou fans know that. This year will be just as bad of a whooping as last year was for Dorks team

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Rambo remember when you said y’all would win 7-8 games this year? Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha Vandy and Mizzou will be a great game for dead last

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You just lost 40-12 to Kansas State. Kansas State lost 17-10 to Tulane. You lost to BC and Army last year who both would get beat by Bobby P. I’m sure Oklahoma State was upset they beat Mizzou State (by far premier program in that state) by 7 then went on to be a yard away from the playoffs

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Don’t worry Rambo. Basketball, I mean baseball no I meant wrestling should be here soon for you. Worst athletic department of all time in Mizzou. Not even the best football program in your state lmao

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I’m here. Not sure why Mizzou fans are lmao. Luther about to leave and y’all are going 4-8 hahahahahaha

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Hahahaha bro Luther is gone. You got nothing clown. You legit just played last weekend for worst in the SEC and lost. Suck at basketball as well. Good luck with wrestling

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Awwww poor baby mad his team lost the battle for worst team in the SEC and their star player has scrubbed all Mizzou stuff from social media…… You pooor little baby Wrestling will be here soon for your trash athletic department

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Wait, Mizzou fans still posting on sports message boards when they are a bottom 3 team in every major sport

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Lol Mizzou Sports. Bottom 3 in football, basketball and baseball Straight trash homie

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Luckily we have an easy win in Mizzou left He said that’s the minimum goal. You clowns have a losing record. Remember when your coach said he wasn’t comfortable in the SEC hahahahahaha Yea we know he isn’t. He thought Mizzou was in the Sun Belt when he was hired

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Does Pittman? He will be 2-1 against you after this year. Past is past and you will never here me say Bert and Chad years weren’t awful. Current state of your athletic department is worst in conference. Like currently as of today

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You are a really bad team. You are 2-4 and you’ve played a legit team and a decent team. The other 4 teams you’ve played have been trash. Kansas state will be lucky to win 8 games. You should beat Vandy though. 5 wins is the ceiling

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I’m here.

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That's a lot of shite-talking.

The dude should come in, take his beating, and crow sammich to go.

He won't be here. He never is when he's wrong which is why he rarely shows up.

I hope I have connection

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Also, I fricked Golfer’s mom.

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Pretty heartwarming to see the rant come together and agree what a massive douche Golfer is