re: Why can’t Florida hire a proven winner as a HC?

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Unproven Urban, Discount Dan? You are trying way too hard.

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The Urban jab was a bit too far since he was the next big thing type coavh in the media

However factually speaking he was not proven as a winner in the P5 and many second guessed if his offense would work in the SEC

However Dan Mullen was a terrible lazy and cheap hire. There’s a reason why he was the third choice after ucla and Nebraska big times Florida and out flexed the lowly gators for 2 coaching targets.

Dan never had offers from any other program even though he had been trying forever to get out of moo state

But Starkville Scott Strickland got desperate and scared about getting humiliated by another program again, so instead of continuing to go for a proven winner, he settled for discount Dan since he knew that Dan would jump through hoops to go to another job. It was a bad hire and that’s why Florida is a massive dumpster fire now.

However Starkville Scott Stricklin has not stopped at turning Gainesville into Moo State east, but wants to turn it into a G5 caliber program with the bargin bin hire of Sun Belt Billy