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Tell A Joke About This Week's Opponent

Posted on 10/7/22 at 11:42 pm
Posted by Milf n Cookies
Texas
Member since Nov 2021
730 posts
Posted on 10/7/22 at 11:42 pm
An Aggy and a Longhorn were out hunting when they came upon a goat with his head wedged in a picket fence. The Longhorn looks at the Aggy and says, "Let's have some fun.", so he unzips and proceeds to hammer the goat. When he's done he looks at the Aggy and says, "Your turn". The Aggy says, "OK, but do I have to stick my head in that fence?"
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
9931 posts
Posted on 10/7/22 at 11:45 pm to
I’ll let Lewis Grizzard do it for me:

Go to the 1:21 mark
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 1:32 am to
Tennessee fans say we frick our sister but when I compare the two, their sister was the better lay.
Posted by AllDawgCK
Athens
Member since Oct 2017
2396 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 1:34 am to
Awburnt...lol
Posted by Vulcan Materials
Member since May 2022
1016 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 1:53 am to
TAMU’s mascot is a literal bitch.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
19878 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 5:58 am to
quote:

Tennessee fans say we frick our sister but when I compare the two, their sister was the better lay.


So you do infact frick your sister?
Posted by Woodrow Wilson
Member since Feb 2014
327 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 7:17 am to
If I owned both Hell and Athens, then I would choose to live in Hell and I would rent rent out Athens.
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