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Texas employee charged with assault at football game

Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:18 pm
Posted by AggieArchitect04
Texas
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:18 pm
He probably thought they were dudes and walked away disappointed. Rumored to have been armed with a dildo.

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Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19170 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:20 pm to
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He probably thought they were dudes and walked away disappointed.

Was he an Aggie grad?
Posted by AggieArchitect04
Texas
Member since Sep 2011
2198 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:23 pm to
Aggie grads don't work for Texas University.
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
4058 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:37 pm to
Was hoping for something a little more interesting that some employee grabbing a couple female butts.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
40482 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:38 pm to
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grabbing a couple female butts.


Was that wrong?
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
4058 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:47 pm to
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Was that wrong?

Yeah. Didn't say it wasn't. Just think this is pretty low on the outrage meter if you have 100k employees.
This post was edited on 10/5/22 at 12:48 pm
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19170 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:51 pm to
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Aggie grads don't work for Texas University.

I know they have pretty high standards.
Posted by AggieArchitect04
Texas
Member since Sep 2011
2198 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:54 pm to
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I know they have pretty high standards.

Clearly. Only people who sexually assault others.
Posted by ALhunter
Member since Dec 2018
3092 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:55 pm to
The interesting piece is it sounds like he was able to get into the games and chill for free… even getting field access which is pretty wild. That would have been a nice little perk had he not screwed it up.
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
4058 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:01 pm to
Before LSU fans come here to talk smack about this, I suggest you google "LSU" and "arrested". Arrest occurred yesterday and it was for something that rhymes with piddie korn.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:04 pm to
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Aggie grads don't work for Texas University
Nope. They just work for Texas grads
Posted by dmatt2021
South LA
Member since Aug 2021
1603 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:05 pm to
The midnight yell is so horrible I’m surprised you Texas A&M queers have the balls to even post or let people know y’all are fans of the school. I would never clown on another school if my team did that horrible shite
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:06 pm to
No to mention he's attempting to clown a school he wasn't smart enough to get into

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Posted by AggieArchitect04
Texas
Member since Sep 2011
2198 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:07 pm to
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The midnight yell is so horrible I’m surprised you Texas A&M queers have the balls to even post or let people know y’all are fans of the school.
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Before LSU fans come here to talk smack about this, I suggest you google "LSU" and "arrested". Arrest occurred yesterday and it was for something that rhymes with piddie korn.

Posted by AggieArchitect04
Texas
Member since Sep 2011
2198 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:09 pm to
Hey, looks like lunch is over, loser.

Did you take a field trip to get some more pics? Upload. We're all dying to see random streets in Austin.

Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:11 pm to
Ooof. Imagine being App State's bitch and Miss State's bitch, and then trying to trash-talk a program that has always owned you (at a school that you wanted to attend but weren't smart enough to garner admission)
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AggieArchitect04
Lol I will never get tired of laughing at this name

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Posted by dmatt2021
South LA
Member since Aug 2021
1603 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:12 pm to


Was that your attempt at being funny. Nothing can top the midnight yell. LSU fans are gangster we take peoples manhood away in broad daylight like this fine Alabama gentleman experienced. Y’all figs get together an tickle each other before every game and make horrible corny jokes that y’all think is comedy gold, very delusional like everything else in Aggieland
Posted by AggieArchitect04
Texas
Member since Sep 2011
2198 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:13 pm to
I see why you're so angry. This article is you isn't it? You had to post bail and that was 6 months pay.

Post the pics, homo. Don't forget to include a random diploma you found on the interwebs.

You're too funny, little guy. :pats head:
Posted by AggieArchitect04
Texas
Member since Sep 2011
2198 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:15 pm to
I mean speaking of assault...didn't an Alabama fan literally drag his nuts across one of y'all's faces?
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 1:16 pm to
Oh man... these soft attempts at comebacks are even weaker than the jokes your male cheerleaders tell at your Friday night pep rallies.
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Don't forget to include a random diploma you found on the interwebs
Yeesh. I underestimated how much that photo would trigger y'all. I'm sorry I could do what you weren't smart enough to do, and I'm sorry it's triggering you
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AggieArchitect04
Lol I will never get tired of laughing at this name

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