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re: Buccees Mascot Coaching Edition (Former Jet Tracking)

Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:28 am to
Posted by tyler925
Auburn
Member since Oct 2019
1637 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:28 am to
Hoke firing up his paid posts as we speak
Posted by metafour
Member since Feb 2007
3599 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:30 am to
quote:

Everyone on our “list” has had an awful last month.



But they don't have the radioactive past of Freeze.

Freeze only makes sense if the performance is too good to look past. Then your AD can just say "we know about the past, but this is an elite coach and we believe he has been rehabilitated".

The fanbase can buy that. Just like if we announced Urban Meyer, the outcry would quickly turn to excitement.

But Hugh Freeze at ~8-4 and getting killed by inferior teams is really hard to sell lol.

quote:

Leaking the name to create the outcry so we don’t have to hire him is pussy shite.


That's not pussy shite, it's 4D chess to assert power. That's how the game is played at this level.
Posted by BookofMormont
Member since Oct 2014
721 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:31 am to
Embrace the villain role and offer Urban Meyer 15mil a year and a lifetime supply of baby aspirin.
Posted by ShredSquatch
Parts Unkownn
Member since Jan 2015
1085 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Hoke firing up his paid posts as we speak

I actually like Hoke but I don't think he knows anything. I honestly think we don't have any true insiders. It should be obvious we don't at this point.
Posted by kung fu kenny
Birmingham
Member since Sep 2017
1756 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:31 am to
I’ve missed about 10 pages. Any updates?
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17064 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:32 am to
So I've been looking through AU twitter, and just about everyone bitching the loudest about Freeze are "socialists" and have "he/him" in their profiles.
Posted by tyler925
Auburn
Member since Oct 2019
1637 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:34 am to
Hey man you might be right and there might be a power move incoming.

I meant in the context of now we’re starting to scramble. Maybe we aren’t. If the power move comes I’ll be the first to be hype about it.
Posted by warcry
Mobile
Member since Aug 2011
4770 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:35 am to
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I’ve missed about 10 pages. Any updates?

Nope. I would think if a name doesn’t start to leak by 2pm today, we are well into mid next week.
This post was edited on 11/27/22 at 11:36 am
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19327 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:36 am to
I was out of pocket all night and just got home from church. What happened with Freeze?

I thought it was basically a wrap before the game started yesterday? Now I'm seeing that he and Kiffin (I know the kiffin story) are off the board for Auburn. What happened with Freeze in less than 24 hours? Besides himbgetting blown out by a bad team.
Posted by CreweBilt
Member since Oct 2017
626 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:36 am to
quote:

I’ve missed about 10 pages. Any updates?


We are currently running a contest for the Board's Biggest Melt. Results are undecided at this point but there is a large field of strong contenders
Posted by tyler925
Auburn
Member since Oct 2019
1637 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:36 am to
Freeze sent a dm to someone who may or may not have been sexually assaulted at liberty. Yes really.
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
11094 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:38 am to
The points about the leak make sense, but then who are they really working on? Do they have a clue? Have they been all in on Lane? They’ve had almost a month.


Paralysis by analysis.


Oh, the best candidate is still out there.

Posted by tyler925
Auburn
Member since Oct 2019
1637 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:39 am to
quote:

We are currently running a contest for the Board's Biggest Melt. Results are undecided at this point but there is a large field of strong contenders



Bitch I haven’t even begun to melt
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21436 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Results are undecided at this point but there is a large field of strong contenders


No shite. There are a few front runners though
Posted by warcry
Mobile
Member since Aug 2011
4770 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:40 am to
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Bitch I haven’t even begun to melt


Preach. I may finally end up porn blasting before this search is over.
Posted by Hussss
Living the Dream
Member since Oct 2016
6745 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:40 am to
Posted by tyler925
Auburn
Member since Oct 2019
1637 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:41 am to
I’ll go out with you. Thelma and Louise mfers
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8624 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:42 am to
Never realized we had such a large contingent of titty babies in our fan base.

Would a staff of all lesbians do it for them? Maybe mix in a couple a trannies?

Then the group who thinks Cohen is landing Andy Reid or Ryan Day.
This post was edited on 11/27/22 at 11:47 am
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
11094 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:44 am to
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So I've been looking through AU twitter, and just about everyone bitching the loudest about Freeze are "socialists" and have "he/him" in their profiles.


It’s all women crying about clutching their keys in dark parking lots and bitchy arse little men simping over them.
This post was edited on 11/27/22 at 11:45 am
Posted by tyler925
Auburn
Member since Oct 2019
1637 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:44 am to
As long as the trannies have never lost a game they were favored in and also have never made a mistake in their personal lives.

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