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I have come here to chew bubblegum and stomp Gumps, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Posted on 12/31/21 at 8:36 am
Posted by Gump Stomper
Member since Dec 2021
75 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 8:36 am
Only the Gumps would pound their chests over beating a glorified high school team today.

If they win by less than 50 today they should be embarrassed.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
126911 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 8:37 am to
Who is this alter?
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
23735 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 8:41 am to
All outta teeth as well so you couldn't chew gum if you had any.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
29552 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 8:42 am to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
137108 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 8:43 am to
Alters everywhere
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107797 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 8:43 am to
quote:

Who is this alter?


Don’t know, but I think I like him.
Posted by JustinT256
San Angelo, TX
Member since Oct 2015
852 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 8:44 am to
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Gump Stomper


Lol I bet you felt really cool coming up with this corny arse name.
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
26853 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Who is this alter?


I’m thoroughly convinced there are 20 of us posting here and the rest are alters.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37310 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 8:50 am to
quote:

I’m thoroughly convinced there are 20 of us posting here and the rest are alters.


Maybe 50 but yeah same feeling here

I wonder too if posters that I think are great have alters that are some of the shiftiest ones.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
23735 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 8:59 am to
I've got so many alters I'm no longer sure which alter is the real me.
Posted by Gump Stomper
Member since Dec 2021
75 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 8:59 am to
quote:

JustinT256
Favorite team: Alabama
Location: Dayton, OH


Alabama fan in Dayton, Ohio?

Gee, what year did you jump on the Gumpwagon?
This post was edited on 12/31/21 at 9:02 am
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
126911 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Crimson Wraith
You have to admit, “he” has some nice shoulders and arms
Posted by j1897
Member since Nov 2011
4404 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 9:04 am to
The amount of inbreeding for some of these posters. Like, in your head, how did you think this was funny?
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
7424 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 9:05 am to
Okay man.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
7003 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 9:05 am to
quote:

and stomp Gumps


Meet me at Sonic



















I will pray for you
Posted by Gump Stomper
Member since Dec 2021
75 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Meet me at Sonic



Do all of you Gumps work at Sonic?

I'll take a burger and fries, don't screw it up.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
7003 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 9:08 am to
May I recommend the tots?
Posted by Pine Box
Member since Dec 2021
284 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 9:10 am to
quote:

Gump Stomper
This is the greatest screen name in the history of sports message boards.
Posted by madddoggydawg
Metairie
Member since Jun 2013
6684 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 9:20 am to
I'm here to chew gumps and stomp bubble alters.
This post was edited on 12/31/21 at 10:11 am
Posted by crimson_one
Member since Oct 2012
1335 posts
Posted on 12/31/21 at 9:34 am to
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