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re: Which poster would you want on your side in a bar fight?
Posted on 7/14/23 at 9:48 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Posted on 7/14/23 at 9:48 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Same, now I may not get there in time because of where I live, but I will back you up and help with any cleanup
If I call you in the wee hours of the morning from Tuscaloosa, drunk, and ask you to "bring me my gun" - what would you do?
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Posted on 7/14/23 at 10:22 am to MrLahey
I would tell you go to bed, because I have your back and know you are not in the right mind to have your gun.
Posted on 7/14/23 at 11:37 am to MrLahey
Posted on 7/14/23 at 5:54 pm to MrLahey
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If I call you in the wee hours of the morning from Tuscaloosa, drunk, and ask you to "bring me my gun" - what would you do?
I’d bring at least four at the minimum.
‘Cause if YOU need a gun…it’d be better to have 2 just in case?
…and if I’m bringing you 2 guns?
Be DAMN sure I’m bringing at least 2 guns myself on the assumption things have already gone sideways & I gotta cover my arse too.
Posted on 7/14/23 at 8:18 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
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I’d bring at least four at the minimum.
Yep, I picked the right guy.
Posted on 7/14/23 at 9:18 pm to Drainage
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Yep, I picked the right guy.
You gotta be prepared for the worst case Ontario…
Posted on 7/14/23 at 11:03 pm to thirdlawson
thirdlawson
Yea I’m taking this guy.
Yea I’m taking this guy.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 11:27 am to Drainage
Now is the time to change the thread title to, “Which poster would you want to be f*cked by?”. 
Posted on 7/20/23 at 11:32 am to mckibaj
Posted on 7/20/23 at 11:34 am to mckibaj
That would be comedy gold right there.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 11:48 am to mckibaj
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“Which poster would you want to be f*cked by?”.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 12:09 pm to mckibaj
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“Which poster would you want to be f*cked by?”
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I'm calling freemanjiro, locking the doors and watching the carnage.
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TBH Lanier probably, IDK why but the old man needs get in some sparring
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Lanier is a big dude. If he ever got his hands on you, you’d be in trouble.
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LanierSpots
Old and slow my friend. But I could do some damage with a tequila bottle.
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Yeah, let me get thirdlawson. That’s a big baw.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 12:58 pm to mckibaj
I’ll take Lanier, he doesn’t give up on proving a point so he won’t give up in a fight. I bet we could split some plums.
Posted on 7/21/23 at 7:43 am to mckibaj
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Now is the time to change the thread title to, “Which poster would you want to be f*cked by?
Any Tom Boys around here?
Posted on 7/21/23 at 10:43 am to Drainage
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Any Tom Boys around here?
…with a VERY specific skill-set and unique talent ??
Posted on 7/21/23 at 2:44 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
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…with a VERY specific skill-set and unique talent ??
That works!
or girls like this do me in, for some reason. Getting ready for a date is 10 minutes. It's wonderful.
Posted on 7/23/23 at 8:57 am to Drainage
Posted on 7/23/23 at 6:59 pm to Drainage
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girls like this do me in…
Yeah, I’ve known you long enough to know your “type”.
You have exquisite taste, my friend.
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