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Posted on 11/22/14 at 9:53 pm to TTsTowel
Posted on 11/22/14 at 9:54 pm to michaeldwde
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:27 pm to WeagleAU
List is ongoing.
Anything else?
Anything else?
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:30 pm to TTsTowel
Heres one for everybody in this thread.
We gonna win!
We gonna win!
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:30 pm to TTsTowel
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:39 pm to AUCatfish
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:51 pm to TTsTowel
Ear plugs would be nice
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:56 pm to Rig
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Ear plugs would be nice
Better add these; tRant will be unbearable.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 8:09 pm to TTsTowel
I need some more animals for my ritual sacrifice. Goats didn't do the trick vs A&M and I didn't sacrifice anything vs UGA.
Maybe some cows?
Maybe some cows?
Posted on 11/23/14 at 8:18 pm to SemperAuburn
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Maybe some cows?
Elephants, bro.
Corso said they're $30 grand to rent. I'm not sure what they cost when you're not planning to bring them back.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 8:48 pm to michaeldwde
Only 30 grand? We pay more for QB's we got this 
Posted on 11/23/14 at 9:05 pm to TTsTowel
I didn't drink last night. By the time I realized we were actually going to beat Samford, I was sufficiently numb and didnt require the misty haze provided by alcohol.
Figured I would save this weekends liquor to add to next weekend so that by the time the butt pounding starts I'll be too drunjk to realize
Figured I would save this weekends liquor to add to next weekend so that by the time the butt pounding starts I'll be too drunjk to realize
This post was edited on 11/23/14 at 9:07 pm
Posted on 11/23/14 at 9:06 pm to AubieALUMdvm
You guys are into some weird shite 
Posted on 11/23/14 at 9:35 pm to undecided
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I didn't drink last night. By the time I realized we were actually going to beat Samford, I was sufficiently numb and didnt require the misty haze provided by alcohol.
You're a better man than I am... I went through a fifth an a half yesterday.
I had to make a second run to the liquor store during the 2nd quarter.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 9:40 pm to michaeldwde
I haven't decided what I'll drink Saturday. Rubbing alcohol if it'll wipe my memory clean
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:46 am to Rig
I used to make cocaine cocktails every year.
High Tower Martini glass
Layer Kahlua
Bailey's Irish Cream
Bacardi 151 on top
Light it up and suck it down through a straw before the fire melts the plastic
But I went out after the 2009 Iron Bowl, and ended up almost getting arrested. I was so drunk I could barely walk, so I stopped to sit on a bench downtown.
I woke up with a cop shining a flashlight in my face. He was cool about it. He searched me and then gave me a ride home.
I still think I got lucky it was the day after Thanksgiving, or he might have taken me to the drunk tank.
I decided I would stick to mixed drinks after that night.
High Tower Martini glass
Layer Kahlua
Bailey's Irish Cream
Bacardi 151 on top
Light it up and suck it down through a straw before the fire melts the plastic
But I went out after the 2009 Iron Bowl, and ended up almost getting arrested. I was so drunk I could barely walk, so I stopped to sit on a bench downtown.
I woke up with a cop shining a flashlight in my face. He was cool about it. He searched me and then gave me a ride home.
I still think I got lucky it was the day after Thanksgiving, or he might have taken me to the drunk tank.
I decided I would stick to mixed drinks after that night.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 7:55 am to michaeldwde
After Catfish's post and your first sentence, I was totally prepared for a much different story!
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