My CSB of the day

I met Kodi Burns today. There's a little bit of an awkward story to go with it, so if you want to read the backstory, continue. If you just want to know what he thinks of our QB situation, skip to Part Deux. This is your warning

PART UN
So, late this morning I headed over to Dillard's to pick up a gift for my SO. As I'm waiting for an associate to come help me in the purse department, I see Kodi Burns over by the sunglasses. I thought that was pretty cool and at least this trip to the mall wouldn't completely blow, until he turned and noticed me looking over at him...a random guy amidst many purses. Fortunately a sales associate finally arrived and saved me from further embarrassment.

By the time Dillard's was done raping my wallet (the rapage wasn't as bad as anticipated...turns out everything is 30% off for the next couple day for those of you that are interested), Kodi is gone and I haz a sad. Since I saved a little money and am in need a few new shirts, I head over to that department. As I turn the corner to the men's department, I come inches from running into Kodi. Purse in hand, I say sorry quickly and do a spin-move of sorts to get out of that situations.

I imagine Kodi is thinking 1 of 2 things at this point:
1)This awkward white guy is stalking me
or
2)This gay white guy is stalking me

I try my best to avoid the area he's in as I grab a couple shirts. I go over to the changing room and wait for an associate to come unlock a room for me (apparently Dillard's employees aren't morning people), and mere moments later Kodi is standing next to me with an armful of clothes. After a good period of awkward silence, he makes comment about how well my purse goes with my sandals. I tell him the story behind it, then we make comments on the promptness of Dillard's employees, and I ask him how he likes the new job, etc.

PART DEUX
After some small talk, I decide to pop the QB question to see if he would divulge a little info I could share with my e-frands (after all, sharing is caring). This is how the dialogue went:

Nino: So what about our QBs? How are we looking?
Kodi: smiles Yeah
(I wait a couple seconds expecting he to expound a bit)
Nino: Is that a good 'yeah' or a bad 'yeah'?
Kodi: laughs
Nino: So...that's a 'no comment', huh?
Kodi: Yeah

I didn't want to pry any further. It was pretty obvious he didn't have much to say on the subject. By this time a sales associate came over, unlocked a couple rooms. I tried on some stuff, told Kodi bye and good luck, got in my car and began thinking about how a company can charge so much money for two pieces of leather stitched together.

Overall, Kodi seems like a personable, funny guy. He's happy to be back on the Plains, and he seems to think the same thing we do about our current QBs.

We need a countdown clock for NM's arrival on campus...someone make that happen

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