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re: Buccees Mascot Coaching Edition (Former Jet Tracking)

Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:52 am to
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
15274 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:52 am to
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By titty baby I mean adults who believe everyone deserves a trophy, 8-5 is excellent as long as we play nice and fair, say War Eagle anyways, and want their football coach to deliver the sermon on Sunday


I mean I don't expect much integrity from coaches these days but there is a line.

Freeze crosses it.
Posted by Niner
Member since Apr 2019
2033 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:53 am to
If we don't get Freeze, I could be on board with Urban, Johnson, Fickell, or Prime at this point. They'd all be considered a successful hire in my book.

Not many others outside those names that I would be excited about except a big name no one knew was even available or on the board.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
23277 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:53 am to
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Urban is coming I can feel it


Nope… women folk part 2…. Grinding on those women at his bar while his wife is at home cooking and cleaning
Posted by kung fu kenny
Birmingham
Member since Sep 2017
2155 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:53 am to
I am still holding out hope Cohen pulls one out of his rear end and we hire a unifying candidate.
Posted by tyler925
Auburn
Member since Oct 2019
2437 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:53 am to
It was very very very stupid. We’ve gone through this.


It’s way more stupid to listen to twitter outrage on making a hire.

Whether it’s freeze or whoever. That’s my whole point. It’s not about dumbass freeze (who I like as a coach) it’s overall.
Posted by ShredSquatch
Parts Unkownn
Member since Jan 2015
1184 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:54 am to
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Our emotional types melted over some bad journalism.

I've noticed we have some good members but some of them are some of the most meltingest sumbitches I've EVER seen. And much like Ron Burgundy reads everything on the prompter they will believe everything posted here.

This post was edited on 11/27/22 at 11:55 am
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
15274 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:54 am to
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Urban is coming I can feel it


Phrasing
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
17910 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:54 am to
I would sell Bigben’s wife and kids at this point for a great coach hire.
This post was edited on 11/27/22 at 11:55 am
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
9901 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:55 am to
I'd sell them for a hot 6 pack to drink while I watch this play out
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
15274 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:55 am to
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I would sell Bigben’s wife and kids at this point for a great coach hire.


Good luck getting a P5 job with that attitude!
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
23277 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:58 am to
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Also, the woman says she has multiple DM's from him, but has only released one tweet: "Ian McCaw is the most Jesus like leader I know." That's it. Now, why wont she release everything else he said?


She is obviously lying about the other DMs or they are empathetic statements. Cohen is a fricking pussy the MSU baws had his arse pegged (pun intended)
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
14179 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 11:59 am to
Where were these people at when Saban turned a blind eye to his player assaulting a woman on live camera at a game? These type never seem to target other programs, only Auburn when it’s detrimental. Cohen better get his s&@t in order and the PTB / AU Pres better get a handle on this outsider quick.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41869 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 12:00 pm to
Cohen is intelligent.l and realizes you can’t afford to split the fan base once again.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
51873 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 12:02 pm to
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It’s way more stupid to listen to twitter outrage on making a hire.

He might’ve done it to gauge whether anti-freeze qualms died down. If the qualms were dead he wouldn’t have to worry about a divided fanbase. We are after alignment. We can find it. I think we could all be aligned behind Urban, Johnson, Prime, etc. Freeze won’t get it….Just like the Midwest won’t accept Bruce for snitching in the 90’s or whatever. Some things just aren’t going to be forgiven and I Freeze’s koolaid act isn’t going away.
Posted by warcry
Mobile
Member since Aug 2011
4781 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 12:04 pm to
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unifying candidate

No such thing with our fan base.

Example-

Dabo is big time- our fans say no because he is a “bammer”
James Franklin would win big- nah, our fan base thinks he sucks because he has lost two games this season.

Our fan base forgets that AU is a traditional 8 win program with an occasional great season and or undefeated season.
This post was edited on 11/27/22 at 12:05 pm
Posted by tyler925
Auburn
Member since Oct 2019
2437 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 12:05 pm to
Urban is a pipe dream and Deion would be exciting but the most “who the hell knows what would happen” out of the bunch.

Johnson is just some name you keep saying and I don’t know why. Is he like the OC in Philly or something? Google hire.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70525 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 12:05 pm to
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Our fan base forgets that AU is a traditional 8 win program with an occasional great season and or undefeated season.



Good luck selling that fact


Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
22813 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 12:05 pm to
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Cohen is intelligent.l and realizes you can’t afford to split the fan base once again.


It's hard not to. Seemingly SOMEBODY has a problem with every fricking candidate out there. And with our fans spilling that shite all over twitter and emailing Auburn it's just going to make it worse.

I wish our fans would just sit this one out and let things play out.
Posted by warcry
Mobile
Member since Aug 2011
4781 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 12:07 pm to
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She is obviously lying about the other DMs

Don’t know about the DMs. I have a bigger issue of making an 8th grade girl change shirts in front of him. Now, who knows what happened there. But, as a dad to two daughters, I would have beat his arse and Jesus couldn’t help him.
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
14179 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 12:08 pm to
Good luck there… people tend to believe their opinions matter even when they do not know what they are talking about.
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