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re: What would CBB have to do to be called "Bret"?

Posted on 8/19/17 at 7:58 am to
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5593 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 7:58 am to
Not look like somebody named Bert

He's 150lbs, a shave, and a less dofusy look on 3rd down away from being Bret
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12400 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 9:36 am to
quote:

One of the following*:

Win 10 games
Beat Bama
Sign a top 15 class
Beat Aggie, LSU, and Auburn in the same year


These are all good ones. Signing a top 15 class would be great, but it's lower on my list of priorities right now given that his recruiting has been solid.

My priority list would be winning 10 games, beating A&M/LSU/Auburn in the same year, and then beating Bama. Knowing Bert's penchant for roller coaster seasons, we'd beat Bama and then promptly lose to Vandy the next week.

quote:

*Must not have had a Toledo-esque or 50-point-loss embarrassment within the past calendar year.


Forget a calendar year, these are never acceptable under any circumstance for a Razorback football coach. As someone on another board put it, after the Auburn embarrassment last year, he'll be known as Bert henceforth until he wins the SEC or 10 regular season games.
Posted by bayouhillbilly
Bossier City
Member since Aug 2016
374 posts
Posted on 8/20/17 at 7:16 pm to
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Posted this while drunk.. Bert was nervous as I've ever seen him while speaking. Just thought it was odd.



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Posted by Hubbhogg
Fayettechill
Member since Dec 2010
13428 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 8:47 am to
Never going to call him anything but "Bert"

Don't care what he does
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 10:11 pm to
I'll call him Big Daddy if he wins 10 games this year.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132267 posts
Posted on 9/11/17 at 8:42 am to
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never seen Bert so fricking scared until I watched the Kickoff Luncheon. Weird stuff.

This shoulda been our first clue.
Posted by Pigimus Prime
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2012
4086 posts
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:05 am to
What was this luncheon and where can one watch?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132267 posts
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:13 am to
Nwa before the season started I believe.
Posted by Pigimus Prime
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2012
4086 posts
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:34 am to
I can't wait for TCU to roll into town

"But we want to put ourselves in a position that we're the team being talked about in the SEC"

"I'm not much of a talker."

Did he mean that as a joke?



Then I found this one where in addition to the typical BS about how the kids have bought in to something great, he was talking about some incident that he thought was in Fort Lauderdale but turns out was in Iowa. He was said the event was not "correlated or planned," but I think he meant choreographed.

I am concerned about his health. He has a couple growths on his face that are getting worse and worse. Keep in mind, this was him five years ago.


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