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Posted on 3/20/15 at 6:11 am
Posted on 3/20/15 at 6:11 am
Soon. What a great 24 hours.
WPS
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Posted on 3/20/15 at 7:31 am to pioneerbasketball
You're having a baby today? Or, more specifically, your wife is? ... If so, congrats & best wishes for all of you. 
... If not, Idk what you're talking about. 
... If not, Idk what you're talking about. Posted on 3/20/15 at 7:33 am to Arkla Missy
Ty ty.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 7:50 am to pioneerbasketball
Congrats Papapio!
Posted on 3/20/15 at 7:50 am to pioneerbasketball
Congrats hog on the lil pig.
Shoat or a lil boar?
Shoat or a lil boar?
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 7:56 am
Posted on 3/20/15 at 7:53 am to pioneerbasketball
congrats! I hope you have cherished your sleep up until now.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:12 am to Ole Geauxt
Little boar.
2 kids under 1.
2 kids under 1.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:31 am to pioneerbasketball
2 kids under 1? Dang man, you need to leave the house for at least the summer, after this next one. or you're gonna have a full basketball team and they're all gonna be able to play in the same league..
My boars are all over 30, I'm a dayum expert on boys, I can tell you exactly what not to do! .
My boars are all over 30, I'm a dayum expert on boys, I can tell you exactly what not to do! .
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:33 am to pioneerbasketball
Wait until they're 3 years old....
- nothing on bookshelves on lower three shelves
- every door had an ugly child proof thing on it
- every kitchen drawer has a child proof thing on it
- every kitchen cabinet has a child proof thing on it
- every toilet has a child proof thing on it
- poop is actual human poop
- poop is played with like play-doe
- poop diapers thrown at you
- for a girl, the diva starts to emerge
- ESPN is now Disney Jr.
- Your tv is no longer your property
- Your bed is no longer your property
- "Let it go" Frozen them is frozen on play back, in your head
- your idea of getting away, is locking yourself in the bathroom for 10 minutes
- chicken nuggets wanted for every meal
- any food that's green is thrown on the floor
- your go to snack cake that you would eat once or twice a week, is no longer there when you want it.
- nothing on bookshelves on lower three shelves
- every door had an ugly child proof thing on it
- every kitchen drawer has a child proof thing on it
- every kitchen cabinet has a child proof thing on it
- every toilet has a child proof thing on it
- poop is actual human poop
- poop is played with like play-doe
- poop diapers thrown at you
- for a girl, the diva starts to emerge
- ESPN is now Disney Jr.
- Your tv is no longer your property
- Your bed is no longer your property
- "Let it go" Frozen them is frozen on play back, in your head
- your idea of getting away, is locking yourself in the bathroom for 10 minutes
- chicken nuggets wanted for every meal
- any food that's green is thrown on the floor
- your go to snack cake that you would eat once or twice a week, is no longer there when you want it.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:39 am to pioneerbasketball
Yayyyy, Lil' Pio Piglet!! WPS!!!
What an exciting time!! Enjoy it!!
Some unsolicited (but helpful) tips:
- Don't be upset when Mrs. Pio snaps at you to stop taking pics/video, talking too much or not enough, being too loud, not holding her hand correctly, not getting her ice chips fast enough, etc., etc, during labor. It's normal, so don't take it personally - she's going to be a tad uncomfortable until lil' Pio gets here. Just happily do everything she says, & it'll go smoothly.
- Both of you get rest when you can while in the hospital!!!! It's the last chance you'll get for a full night's sleep for the next 2 years.
- NEVER say "ewwww" or "gross" at any time during labor/delivery in the presence of Mrs. Pio.
- Tell Mrs. Pio that breathing deeply in through nose & out through mouth really does help. Also, if she's opting for an epidural, not to hesitate to yell for the anesthesiologist.
- Listen to your body/brain if they tell you you're going to faint. Sit down immediately & breathe deeply. You'll be fine.
- Reassure Mrs. Pio, often, that she's doing a good job, & the "discomfort" will come to an end as soon as Lil Pio arrives. She'll forget all about it.
Thoughts & prayers for a smooth, safe labor & delivery. Keep us updated!!!
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2 kids under 1.
Oh my ... Brave Just saw that y'all have been there & done this before, so just take my suggestions as reminders, although, doesn't look like it's been that long since y'all have been there, so it's probably still all fresh.
... Every time is different, though, so it doesn't hurt to "brush up" on the helpful hints - particularly regarding Mrs. Pio's demands, er ... requests during the process. 
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 9:07 am
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:42 am to Arkla Missy
Those poor children, they look sorta,,, well, , , kinda rough around the edges. But, I'm sure they came from a nice family.
Eta: he might already know how to take care of one, but, he may need some instructions on how to space em out, just a tad?
Eta: he might already know how to take care of one, but, he may need some instructions on how to space em out, just a tad?
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 8:51 am
Posted on 3/20/15 at 8:58 am to Ole Geauxt
Those are PRECIOUS piggy "children," although I'm sure Pio's are much more beautiful. ... And not so piggy-like, in appearance, at least - no doubt they are & will be 100% Hog in heart, mind, & soul. WPS 
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 9:04 am
Posted on 3/20/15 at 9:06 am to Arkla Missy
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I'm sure Pio's are much more beautiful,,,,,,,,and not so piggy-like in appearance
Don't tell him I said this, but, I'm gonna keep my fingers crossed for Pioneer on that one.
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 9:13 am
Posted on 3/20/15 at 9:56 am to pioneerbasketball
Congrats and good luck!
Posted on 3/20/15 at 9:59 am to pioneerbasketball
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2 kids under 1.
married that duggar girl, huh?
Posted on 3/20/15 at 10:01 am to pioneerbasketball
5 pounds 6 ounces.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 10:02 am to pioneerbasketball
wow! congrats on the little squishy cutie!
Posted on 3/20/15 at 10:13 am to Ole Geauxt
And go to school full-time and work 30ish hours week.
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 10:25 am
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:06 pm to pioneerbasketball
Congratulations! Enjoy your family.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 1:39 pm to pioneerbasketball
You should go ahead and make him an SEC Rant account. You want to set him up for success by having as early as possible registration date, so he gets more respect. How cool would it be to have an account created on the day of your birth?
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