Hello frands. I haz a question

With our two colleges likely to be hiring new coaches soon and the NCAA living in borrowed time, I say we pool our resources and work together to hire the cheatingest coaches that ever cheated.

I suggest that Arky call up Uncle Jerry and ask him for a small loan of 100 million or so. Then make Urban Meyer an offer he can't refuse and have Antonio Brown donate his cryofreeze chamber to heal Meyers headaches and mental problems.

Seems foolproof.

Then State can borrow what's her face from the petrino saga, (she's still good for a blowjob right) and use her to lure freeze back to the promised Land.

Freeze won't be able to resist once she blows his Jericho walls down and we two bottom feeders can cheat to our hearts content to even the playing field.