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Post-Holiday Bama Merchandise Haul Thread

Posted on 1/8/22 at 12:50 pm
Posted by UASports23
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 12:50 pm
Hey,

It's the new year and you guys probably got some good Bama gear. Post your favorite items that you've received.

Here is what I got for Christmas.

What ya'll think?

New Jacket


New Boxer Briefs



New Slippers
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 12:51 pm to
I bought myself a championship ticket. Does that count?
Posted by UASports23
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 12:57 pm to
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Does that count?


Nice dude.

My favorite thing were the Bama Boxer Briefs I posted earlier. They are so nice and comfortable.

They replaced my old ones (see below)



Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 1:00 pm to
KING GUMP
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 1:12 pm to
The absolute king!

Not so sure about those briefs… I don’t see an opening for the pecker. If I can’t pee by basically just opening my fly, I can’t wear it.

Those slippers look comfy!
This post was edited on 1/8/22 at 1:13 pm
Posted by TideSaint
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 1:13 pm to
Where did the underwear come from?

I need some new ones.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 1:17 pm to
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Not so sure about those briefs… I don’t see an opening for the pecker. If I can’t pee by basically just opening my fly, I can’t wear it.



True, plus Queen Gump will probably want to have love made to her while King Gump still has on his royal armor ya know?

Could be a fatal design flaw.
Posted by UASports23
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 1:19 pm to
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True, plus Queen Gump will probably want to have love made to her while King Gump still has on his royal armor ya know?

Could be a fatal design flaw.


When it's THAT time. I have these in the back of my drawer.

Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 1:21 pm to
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When it's THAT time. I have these in the back of my drawer.



The fat woman in Moundville that we (my then girlfriend now wife) bought our now 13 year old Jack Russell puppy from back in 2008 tried to sell me a smaller version of that exact type design. It wasn't boxer shorts, though, just a cover for your pecker. She asked if I thought all my "college friends" would like them?

It was a great adventure.
This post was edited on 1/8/22 at 1:22 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 1:24 pm to
That is amazing
Posted by UASports23
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 1:26 pm to
Moundville is wild. I have a friend who once saw a stripper twirl around a pole in a full arm/shoulder cast in an area around Moundville.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 1:27 pm to
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Moundville is wild. I have a friend who once saw a stripper twirl around a pole in a full arm/shoulder cast in an area around Moundville.



Those old spirits from the mounds don't play no games
Posted by UASports23
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 4:04 pm to
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Those old spirits from the mounds don't play no games



We've went from Post Holiday back to Halloween.

Posted by PBD4BAMA
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 4:59 pm to
You’re going to need a sharpie to change that 18 to a 19 after Mondays game!
Posted by VaBamaMan
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 6:01 pm to
My parents gave me Trent Richardson's game worn helmet from the 2011 National Championship game, signed by the entire team and Nick Saban. Has the certificate of authenticity too.



edit: did the image post for yall, or no? I can't see it, ill try again if I need to.
This post was edited on 1/8/22 at 6:06 pm
Posted by UASports23
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 6:04 pm to
No image.

Does it smell like pickles ?
Posted by VaBamaMan
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 6:06 pm to
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No image


does imgur not work anymore? and of not, have a host site suggestion?
Posted by Goombaw
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 6:49 pm to
Just imagine walking into Jefferson's in Jacksonville with that jacket on... I'd have to beat the women off of me with a stick. That, plus that rockin' goatee, would be the magic combo.

"Baby, you stick with me and we'll be eating Top O' the River every Sunday after church."
Posted by dirtsandwich
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Posted on 1/8/22 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by UASports23
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Posted on 1/9/22 at 5:16 pm to
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Just imagine walking into Jefferson's in Jacksonville with that jacket on... I'd have to beat the women off of me with a stick. That, plus that rockin' goatee, would be the magic combo.


....and that's how I met your mother.
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